Waving an American flag at the bartender on spring break every time I need another beer. TFM.

    1. TKEpledge

      PIKEpledge isn’t a pike, if you guys didn’t know that little wisdom nugget.

      14 years ago at 8:32 pm
  1. Southern Asswhole

    Losing your pants, shirt, sperries, and almost everything besides that American flag that night. TFM.

    14 years ago at 9:01 pm
  2. FratopianWetDream

    So, like, a miniature one? Or are you bringing in a normal sized American flag on a pole, and lifting it in the air and waving it when you need another drink?

    14 years ago at 10:08 pm
    1. Rutherford B_Haze

      I don’t know about you guys, but I usually rent a crane and bring one of the big ones, like they have at football games.

      14 years ago at 11:51 pm