If you have a tee time, don’t fucking go to class. Or schedule a tee time around your class schedule if you’re hell-bent on going (for whatever reason). This is beyond rude.
Actually, I haven’t had a professor yet that cares if you walk out of the room, even to take a call. It’s college, if you miss something thats your issue, you’re still paying for it. Most professors get that. Some assholes don’t, but you’d have to do something a lot more fucked up than that to get an IW or IF
Amen. as a junior, I keep getting older, the freshmen stay the same age. I’ll milk my scholarship as long as possible. College is fucking awesome, a real job is stressful. I’ll take my own damn time to graduate. And my major makes six figures. not even slightly worried. It feels… fantastic,. I’ll read, study, go on test days, and I keep murdering the tests. I like adderall.
Yeah show some respect for the guy who didnt do well enough in his field and is forced to go teach teenagers to earn reasearch grant money to get a real job. Trust me, 90% of professors hate their jobs and are essentially failures. I dont respect people like that.
I’m not sure what school you go to, but all my professors have at least a Masters degree or higher in the subject they teach. So, its clear that they love what they’re teaching or else they wouldn’t have stuck with it for 6+ years.
Not respecting authority is a THippyM. Suck it up, it’s college and show the professor some goddamn respect. You must have some shitty profs at bama, because where I go to school (washington and lee) they all have PHD’s or are studying for them.
The only reason they’re there is for research grants. Some are great professors, the majority just want to teach, do research, and maintain that phd on their resume’. Professors are normally frustrated, upset people that just want to gain respect in their field. Thats how Bio professors work.
you can short out every outlet in a lecture hall by sticking angled paper clips in each prong hole and dropping a book on it to make the entire system short circuit with no spark. Ends class early. Just some Junior wisdom.
Yelling “Fuck this!” halfway through lecture and having all the slams in the class follow you out the door to rage with you. Meanwhile, the professor is trying to contact you by cell phone to apologize for the poor lecture.TFM
We got a bad ass on our hands right here.
14 years ago at 8:59 pm^this
14 years ago at 2:59 amTGeedM. I hate you.
14 years ago at 9:03 pmEasy killer.
14 years ago at 9:04 pm^ the only people who don’t like getting out of class early are geeds that don’t have a tee time at private courses. Frat on man.
14 years ago at 9:06 pmIf you have a tee time, don’t fucking go to class. Or schedule a tee time around your class schedule if you’re hell-bent on going (for whatever reason). This is beyond rude.
14 years ago at 9:32 pmNot packing up your bag in the middle of class because that’s beyond rude. RFM.
14 years ago at 10:09 pm^^ Easy, professor.
14 years ago at 10:11 pmActually, I haven’t had a professor yet that cares if you walk out of the room, even to take a call. It’s college, if you miss something thats your issue, you’re still paying for it. Most professors get that. Some assholes don’t, but you’d have to do something a lot more fucked up than that to get an IW or IF
14 years ago at 10:14 pm^It’s ok, just don’t let it happen again, slick.
14 years ago at 10:14 pm^^^^^ Caring about your class schedule. NF.
14 years ago at 10:25 pmAmen. as a junior, I keep getting older, the freshmen stay the same age. I’ll milk my scholarship as long as possible. College is fucking awesome, a real job is stressful. I’ll take my own damn time to graduate. And my major makes six figures. not even slightly worried. It feels… fantastic,. I’ll read, study, go on test days, and I keep murdering the tests. I like adderall.
14 years ago at 11:54 pm^ Cool
14 years ago at 4:02 pm………story.
14 years ago at 6:58 pmRo
14 years ago at 3:00 amAlso known as “bag wrestling”. Almost guaranteed to cut a lecture by 30 minutes.
14 years ago at 9:04 pmLoudly putting your shit away, throwing your pack on the desk and staring down the professor until he concedes and cuts class short. TFM.
14 years ago at 10:16 pm^it might be the alcholol but I’m lauging like a mad man right now.
14 years ago at 2:33 am^You are a mad man.
14 years ago at 4:41 am^^^That shit was funny.
14 years ago at 10:02 pmI bet you pull some serious bitches. With your bad ass bag putting away and shit.
14 years ago at 9:05 pm^ Jealous?
14 years ago at 12:47 pm^try hard?
14 years ago at 11:45 pmFuck bags I’ll beat the shit out of them.
14 years ago at 9:06 pmNo shit! Who carries bags to class? Only a geed with a bunch of books to read….TGM!
14 years ago at 9:57 pmTHighSchoolM
14 years ago at 9:07 pm^fucking this
14 years ago at 9:20 pmAgreed. This is fucking rude.
14 years ago at 9:28 pm^^^
14 years ago at 12:11 amNF Show some respect.
14 years ago at 9:09 pmYeah show some respect for the guy who didnt do well enough in his field and is forced to go teach teenagers to earn reasearch grant money to get a real job. Trust me, 90% of professors hate their jobs and are essentially failures. I dont respect people like that.
14 years ago at 10:19 pmI’m not sure what school you go to, but all my professors have at least a Masters degree or higher in the subject they teach. So, its clear that they love what they’re teaching or else they wouldn’t have stuck with it for 6+ years.
14 years ago at 10:40 pmNot respecting authority is a THippyM. Suck it up, it’s college and show the professor some goddamn respect. You must have some shitty profs at bama, because where I go to school (washington and lee) they all have PHD’s or are studying for them.
14 years ago at 11:14 pmThe only reason they’re there is for research grants. Some are great professors, the majority just want to teach, do research, and maintain that phd on their resume’. Professors are normally frustrated, upset people that just want to gain respect in their field. Thats how Bio professors work.
14 years ago at 11:48 pm^Totally why Forbes rated university professor as one of the top professions in our nation in terms of pay scale, vacation time, and flexibility.
14 years ago at 2:06 amYou know how I know Tallapoosa Snu goes to a shitty school?
14 years ago at 7:59 amYou realize that you pretty much need a PhD to teach, right?
14 years ago at 9:34 amTallaposa just pretty much told all of us he goes to a community college, Art Institute or Devry.
14 years ago at 10:18 am^Why don’t you sit the next one out, champ.
14 years ago at 11:45 amWhat the hell. Reply button took me to a different comment. I’ll be chugging bleach while i take my laps, don’t worry.
14 years ago at 11:47 am^Glad you’re planning on hydrating. This guy’s a go getter
14 years ago at 11:53 amLike this one. It’s real, you know?
14 years ago at 9:23 pmNooo. 1. Backpacks are NF. 2. Its’ disrespectful to the prof. Look around its the damn GDIs that do this
14 years ago at 9:30 pmI usually slam my textbook as loudly as possible about 15 minutes before class is over.
14 years ago at 9:36 pmFuck you. Team Bacon!
14 years ago at 10:12 pmyou can short out every outlet in a lecture hall by sticking angled paper clips in each prong hole and dropping a book on it to make the entire system short circuit with no spark. Ends class early. Just some Junior wisdom.
14 years ago at 10:23 pm^ sticking metal objects into outlets sounds like a great idea.
14 years ago at 7:32 amYelling “Fuck this!” halfway through lecture and having all the slams in the class follow you out the door to rage with you. Meanwhile, the professor is trying to contact you by cell phone to apologize for the poor lecture.TFM
14 years ago at 9:43 am^
14 years ago at 10:06 pm^^
14 years ago at 12:45 pmRoses are red
14 years ago at 1:10 amViolets are Purple
This rhyme makes no sense
Banana
Lmao. YITB
14 years ago at 1:12 amYou TKE’s are the ones staying after class for a quick extra-credit BJ. Both of you should be crucified
14 years ago at 1:29 am^
14 years ago at 12:31 pmYou must be the coolest guy at your school.
NO SOUP FOR YOU
14 years ago at 7:23 am^Seinfeld references. FaF
14 years ago at 9:46 am