^I am sure he truly believed that when this guy was a baby, he had the conscious decision to piss on said nurse’s face. Do us all a huge favor and hang yourself with barbed wire.
^ Woah there, I’m not trying to get you mad. He wears a tourist-like shirt everyday and lives in Miami. Plus he wears cargos every time he goes for a kill. If it was not for those things and the whole geek-part at times, he could be frat. I love the show, it is very entertaining, I watch it all the time, but there is a very little chance he could be frat.
Then giving your dad a high five because he was the same way, right?
13 years ago at 10:59 am^this guy gets it!
13 years ago at 11:14 amWell Played
13 years ago at 1:03 pmMonster upon birth. Peeing on the nurses face as soon as you plop out.
13 years ago at 11:15 amTrying to regulate the frequency of your bodily functions, making the nurse’s job less hectic. RFM.
13 years ago at 11:17 amGiving your dad the power point as you emerge from the vaginal canal – TFTC
13 years ago at 11:40 amNo, no you didn’t.
13 years ago at 12:12 pm^No shit, because we all totally believed that he actually did that. You’re a try-hard. Go die.
13 years ago at 12:32 pm^I am sure he truly believed that when this guy was a baby, he had the conscious decision to piss on said nurse’s face. Do us all a huge favor and hang yourself with barbed wire.
13 years ago at 1:06 pmPeeing on the nurse’s face. TFTC Peeing in the nurse’s butt when you first come out. FaF
13 years ago at 4:05 pm^The finer things in life
13 years ago at 10:18 amGiving Zimmerman a bid. TFM
13 years ago at 11:28 amSolid.
13 years ago at 11:58 amhttp://i.imgur.com/MOeMp.gif
13 years ago at 12:10 pm^Got me in class. Row behind me gasped. I chuckled.
13 years ago at 12:26 pm^^ Is that Gianna Michaels?
13 years ago at 1:45 pm^^ i got quite the chuckle out of that comment haha. My question is did you keep it on for a little and observe or turn it off right away?
13 years ago at 2:34 pmHouse gardener?
13 years ago at 3:32 pm^^^^^ peekaboo
13 years ago at 10:41 pmI don’t really have a problem with racism, son, but I dont really agree with the multiple human decorations you put in our tree.
13 years ago at 12:07 pmMan or Monster?
13 years ago at 12:44 pm“You really shouldn’t have disemboweled all those knee grows, son. Someone could have wanted to buy them.”
13 years ago at 12:47 pmTDexterM
13 years ago at 1:15 pm^ Nice.
13 years ago at 1:53 pmdexter doesn’t have parents
13 years ago at 4:27 pmDexter is a great show, but the guy is nf.
13 years ago at 4:38 pmYou’re right, because showing everyone how to properly dispose of a hookers body is NF.
13 years ago at 5:34 pm^ Woah there, I’m not trying to get you mad. He wears a tourist-like shirt everyday and lives in Miami. Plus he wears cargos every time he goes for a kill. If it was not for those things and the whole geek-part at times, he could be frat. I love the show, it is very entertaining, I watch it all the time, but there is a very little chance he could be frat.
13 years ago at 6:16 pm^dude just shut up
13 years ago at 9:59 pm^
13 years ago at 10:42 pmDexter is cool but Patrick Batemen makes killing FaF.
13 years ago at 8:48 amThis isn’t a TFM, looks like a GDI’s facebook status.
13 years ago at 2:21 pm*It has nothing that corresponds to greek life.
13 years ago at 2:22 pmThe moment when your parents are proud of the monster you’ve become. TFM.
13 years ago at 2:24 pm^This
13 years ago at 4:59 pmI remember my first murder.
13 years ago at 5:01 pmThat pledge never stood a chance.
13 years ago at 6:13 pm