Responding to telemarketers with "I don't do telephone interviews." TFM.

13 years ago
    1. better_than_you

      I thnik another one your columns would produce massive hard-ons for most TFM users.

      13 years ago at 9:39 pm
    4. TauPhiDelta1897

      Don’t say that, the last time we had to wait for a story from this fuck it took like two weeks.

      13 years ago at 10:56 am
  5. Dillon Cheverere

    Then realizing it was a rude comment, calling back, and making a donation in the caller’s name. RFM.

    13 years ago at 9:22 pm
    1. better_than_you

      *Then realizing it was a rude comment, calling back, and making a donation in the caller’s name, and offering to take the caller, and his girfriend LaFred, out to a delicious dinner at Chillis, on your dime, of cource. RFM.

      13 years ago at 9:46 pm
    4. Davy Crockett

      Of course? You may be better than… well… but your typing skills need some improvement.

      13 years ago at 1:50 am
    5. better_than_you

      My speak and spell had downs when I was a kid, so i never got a firm grasp on the whole “spelling” thing.

      13 years ago at 11:13 am
  6. FratopianWetDream

    Buying everything a telemarketer tries to sell because it helps their business. RFM.

    13 years ago at 9:53 pm
    1. theincredibleFratman

      Getting their hopes up by saying you’ll by everything, then hanging up on them. TFTC.

      13 years ago at 9:58 pm
    1. BeerBoatsBroads

      I guess you never learned how to use the “Reply” button either. Time for some laps, sport.

      13 years ago at 10:22 am