Blackrock and Deloitte consulting had their interviews on campus. They happened to take place in the career center as well. It was quite an experience. Even though I had brothers working at both firms, I still took beta blockers, so as to not appear nervous. This is the first step in the rest of my life, you know. We discussed resume semantics for a while, then came the behavioral questions and boy, were those a pain in the ass. However, don’t fret, I answered them very concisely and, of course, correctly (sorry about the alliteration, I’m a literary genius). So I’m waiting to hear back, as this was two weeks ago, but of you all cross your fingers, or send a little prayer my way that’d be great. Thanks brothers INHOC.
Based upon this ^^ comment, I regret to inform you that there’s no fucking way you got the job. Perhaps a couple of laps are in order to get your mind right. Lace ’em.
It’s a place liberal arts majors visit two weeks before graduation only to discover that their thesis on “mixed race empowerment theory” has no relevance in the job market.
IHSV
14 years ago at 5:22 pmGo where?
14 years ago at 5:38 pm…because you are excited to work full time, instead of moonlighting, as a chip ‘n dale dancer.
14 years ago at 7:49 pm^this
14 years ago at 8:57 pmWal Mart is a hell of a career.
14 years ago at 8:05 pmI go there to poop every once in a while
14 years ago at 8:30 pmBlackrock and Deloitte consulting had their interviews on campus. They happened to take place in the career center as well. It was quite an experience. Even though I had brothers working at both firms, I still took beta blockers, so as to not appear nervous. This is the first step in the rest of my life, you know. We discussed resume semantics for a while, then came the behavioral questions and boy, were those a pain in the ass. However, don’t fret, I answered them very concisely and, of course, correctly (sorry about the alliteration, I’m a literary genius). So I’m waiting to hear back, as this was two weeks ago, but of you all cross your fingers, or send a little prayer my way that’d be great. Thanks brothers INHOC.
14 years ago at 9:01 pmRiveting tale, brethren. Fuck off.
14 years ago at 10:27 pmBased upon this ^^ comment, I regret to inform you that there’s no fucking way you got the job. Perhaps a couple of laps are in order to get your mind right. Lace ’em.
14 years ago at 11:31 pm^^Tell us more
14 years ago at 8:46 amJudging by how big of a pussy you are, you won’t last long at blackrock.
14 years ago at 12:12 pmWhat the fuck is a career center?
14 years ago at 8:03 amIt’s a place liberal arts majors visit two weeks before graduation only to discover that their thesis on “mixed race empowerment theory” has no relevance in the job market.
14 years ago at 12:13 pm^very accurate description
14 years ago at 7:38 pmCarolinahaze is dead on. Or a thesis on “the plight of left-handed African lesbos in the south.”
14 years ago at 1:27 amFuck yes, Carolinahaze. Or their other piece of shit work probably titled, “Jenny has two mommys,” or “Johnny has two daddys.”
14 years ago at 10:22 pmI hate you
14 years ago at 2:55 pmNow go get your fucking shinebox.
14 years ago at 7:37 pm