Classic April Fools. TFM.

    1. FrattyPhilosophizer

      ^^Although it is impossible to prove this as absolute truth, the likelihood of this seems overwhelmingly obvious.

      13 years ago at 11:58 am
    2. Brantford W

      Yea, the iPhone time stamps texts that are more than a few minutes apart, therefore the texts in this conversation must have been sent within a fairly short timeframe (a.k.a. staged).

      13 years ago at 12:20 pm
    3. Lone fratStar

      Brantford has made the exact same observation such as myself. In conclusion, this is fake.

      13 years ago at 5:01 pm
    4. Fraternal__Reb

      ^^^Ladies and gentlemen: The Hardly Boys. Two young whipper snappers that have a knack for solving mysteries.

      13 years ago at 11:52 pm
    1. JayFratsby2038

      @SECGreek, I hope you come back to this page and tell us more about your badass life and 78 unread text messages. I’m intrigued, to say the least. <3

      13 years ago at 4:18 pm
    2. funnymotherfucker

      SECGreek, did you really have 78 unread text messages at one time? If so, that’s fucking awesome. I bet they were all from hot chicks huh? Because you were too busy with some other hot ass chicks huh? You are the definition of a badass dude.

      13 years ago at 5:10 pm
  1. Sleazy Asshole

    You know this guy waited until his battery to get to 69 percent before he took the screenshot.

    13 years ago at 11:19 am
  2. DeerBeerandRear

    You must have forgot to put in the AM or PM next to the time when you were photoshopping this

    13 years ago at 12:16 pm
    1. SonyFratstation

      Nope. When you have it on military clock, it doesn’t display am or pm. Therefore it’s at 2:30 in the morning… Lace em up.

      13 years ago at 1:34 pm
    2. FrattyBroser

      ^If it were military time it would read 02:30, so no it’s not military time…

      13 years ago at 5:37 pm
    3. Presidents Son

      ^Easy. Don’t give the GDIs at Apple the credit of knowing how to properly display military time. So this is probably why it doesn’t read 02:30

      13 years ago at 5:48 pm
    1. The White Bobby J

      Either way, it’s fucking retarded. But if you were seriously still wondering, it’s staged

      13 years ago at 5:31 pm
    1. turtlesandpearls1902

      iPhone comes in 4g. Way to make yourself look like an idiot nick papagiorgio.

      13 years ago at 6:21 pm
    2. Nick Papagiorgio

      ^No. No it does not. There is no 4g connection offered for the iPhone yet. Way to make yourself look like an idiot turtlesandpearls1902.

      And by the way, Nick Papagiorgio is a personal pronoun, so capitalize it next time you illiterate monkey.

      13 years ago at 6:29 pm
    3. funnymotherfucker

      Actually iPhones do not come in 4G yet, that’s why they’re making the iPhone 5 so soon even though they just came out with the iPhone 4. Way to make yourself look like an ignorant piece of shit though.
      iPhone NF, Droid FAF

      13 years ago at 6:31 pm
      1. pledgesarenotppl

        Well, you’re wrong on this one because I’m replying to you from my iPhone and the 4G is staring at me from the top left corner right now.

        13 years ago at 9:41 am
    4. Nobama 2012

      My iPhone does indeed get 4g service, as long as I am not on the corner of bumfuck and ‘you got a pertty mouth’.

      13 years ago at 7:48 pm
    5. 3PieceSuit_Cocaine

      Lone fratStar, you’re a fucking nincompoop, your iPhone 4S is going to download email, stream movies, and connect to Facebook at the exact same speeds as it did before, when the icon said “3G.”

      13 years ago at 11:56 pm
    6. Fraternal__Reb

      I can’t believe I just read all of that. You all just essentially argued about if 3G iPhones are frat or not. I hope you are proud of yourselves.

      13 years ago at 11:57 pm
    7. Nick Papagiorgio

      ^^Read 3PieceSuit_Cocaine’s comment and the article posted and drink fucking bleach you fucktard.

      13 years ago at 12:32 pm