Drunkenly yelling at the slam that "fake orgasms are the sexual equivalent of participation trophies, and it's that kind of crap that's ruining America." TFM.
^ god this. so many times seriously. 10 minutes of (i know it wont work) but let me try. and then 3 minutes of (we both now it wont work) but lets try. and then… “sorry, im too drunk”
Female orgasms are for lesbians
13 years ago at 8:42 pmhahaha
13 years ago at 9:20 pm“Remember class, if it feel good then you’re not doing it right!”
13 years ago at 3:12 amFocusing on the woman and her feelings so that she can get hers. RFM.
13 years ago at 8:48 pmyep
13 years ago at 9:20 pmGoing down on her. RFM???
13 years ago at 11:43 am^Nope.
13 years ago at 4:26 pmTrying way to hard.
13 years ago at 9:02 pmToo*
13 years ago at 9:06 pmTake a lap, champ.
13 years ago at 11:16 amIt’s over when we say it’s over.
13 years ago at 9:17 pmhttp://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/old-haters-gonna-hate.gif
13 years ago at 9:18 pmcool story about your sexual incompetence and yelling at a woman
13 years ago at 9:19 pm^this
13 years ago at 9:54 pmthat
13 years ago at 1:30 pmYou and I both know you were not drunk you try hard piece of shit.
13 years ago at 10:01 pmMen faking orgasims. TFTC.
13 years ago at 10:54 pmThe internal “I’ve got whiskey dick, let’s end this” monologue
13 years ago at 11:02 pm^ god this. so many times seriously. 10 minutes of (i know it wont work) but let me try. and then 3 minutes of (we both now it wont work) but lets try. and then… “sorry, im too drunk”
fucking classic
13 years ago at 12:12 amParticipation trophies may be the most NF concept of all time.
13 years ago at 12:40 am
13 years ago at 1:10 am