^^ First, what I’m going to do is slice off all your tainted, dark, and inferior skin. Then, I’m going to get 30 to 40 tons of bleach, rat poison, everclear, and I will mix that all together. I will then proceed to pour the aforementioned substance all over your God foresaken body and then I’m gonna fucking light you on fire you, fuck. Go fuck yourself.
Awesome dude, I bet the slams are going to think you’re so funny. No they’re not. A text like this is try-hard and beta. Asking her if she’s free? NF. Telling her to come over. TFM.
^^ good call…it’s definitely necessary to qualify the part of America here…it should probably say “as free as the southern United States” but that’s not as catchy
HAHA THATS FIRST 2IRONKING IS FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!
13 years ago at 9:04 pmToo bad you’re girlfriend is a Pike.
13 years ago at 10:36 pm^^ First, what I’m going to do is slice off all your tainted, dark, and inferior skin. Then, I’m going to get 30 to 40 tons of bleach, rat poison, everclear, and I will mix that all together. I will then proceed to pour the aforementioned substance all over your God foresaken body and then I’m gonna fucking light you on fire you, fuck. Go fuck yourself.
13 years ago at 1:01 am^you mad bro?
13 years ago at 7:36 amDr. Why the fuck would you need that much bleach?
13 years ago at 1:35 pmWhy the fuck not?
13 years ago at 5:11 pm^^ Trust him, he’s a doctor.
13 years ago at 6:05 pm^^^^^ What a waste of everclear, we could like, make jungle juice bro.
13 years ago at 1:39 pmthis well definitely make it into my rotation
13 years ago at 9:05 pmamen
13 years ago at 9:21 pmAwesome dude, I bet the slams are going to think you’re so funny. No they’re not. A text like this is try-hard and beta. Asking her if she’s free? NF. Telling her to come over. TFM.
13 years ago at 9:22 am^you are such an alpha male!
13 years ago at 1:36 pmPlagiarizing TFMs. NF.
13 years ago at 3:04 pmHey, I like this one.
13 years ago at 9:06 pmHey cool story bro
13 years ago at 9:11 pmPretty sure he is not your bro, pal
13 years ago at 9:28 pm^ probably a PIKE
13 years ago at 10:02 pm^good one?
13 years ago at 9:15 pm^wasnt a joke…
13 years ago at 12:42 pmFuck Democrats.
13 years ago at 9:07 pm^^
13 years ago at 12:54 pmThe slam replied with: I’m Marilyn Monroe.
13 years ago at 4:55 pmI’m a republic, the best kind of free. TFM.
13 years ago at 9:18 pm^wait… You are an entire republic all by yourself? If you think you are multiple people maybe a mental health hospital is the best option for you
13 years ago at 1:50 pmI can see this at 2,000 nice moves.
13 years ago at 9:30 pmThis same TFM was posted like a month ago.
13 years ago at 9:23 amWell fuck. Disregard that last comment. Fucking intern.
13 years ago at 2:36 amToo bad Obama is making it a police state
13 years ago at 9:38 pmthats typically what happens with conservatives but he sure is too
13 years ago at 8:21 pm“Somewhere between Texas and South Carolina.”
13 years ago at 9:48 pmsomeone gets it
13 years ago at 10:07 pm^^ good call…it’s definitely necessary to qualify the part of America here…it should probably say “as free as the southern United States” but that’s not as catchy
13 years ago at 6:58 am^Like gential herpes. you’d know all about that. PIKE
13 years ago at 9:34 am^^ Hey, remember that one time when the south seceded, but then lost the war? You aren’t free.
13 years ago at 6:09 pm“On a scale of one to Ron Paul, how free are you tonight? TFM” would be more appropriate.
13 years ago at 10:13 pmThank you. because 1 to America isnt a very big scale anymore sadly
13 years ago at 8:22 pmHehe, I had quite a little chuckle at this. Some things are just funny, I like it.
13 years ago at 10:14 pmEasy there, big daddy
13 years ago at 11:12 pm