I’m trying to figure out what kind of poop I’m taking right now. Felt like a pop a vein in your forehead poop, but I think there’s a pretty good chance that it’ll turn into an incredible hulk poop when I check on it again tomorrow. Can anyone help me figure it out? As soon as I sat down I sprayed a thin coating of shit all over the inside (and outside) of the toilet, if that helps
Look, you may agree to disagree with Mitt Romney, but the man is the best chance we have right now to taking back the reigns on this country. He’s already ahead in the polls and needs all the help he can get to override this ridiculous administration.
Anyone who doesn’t support Mitt and calls themselves a conservative is a fucking moron. If Obama gets a second term, it’s all over. We’ll be the United States of Europe. The amount of damage he’ll do to this country will put us in the shitter. What people don’t realize is that the real power in this country lies with the Supreme Court Justices, who all have fucking LIFETIME terms. Guess who gets to appoint them, just whoever he’s feeling at the moment? Yep, the chimpanzee himself. I’m all for the Constitution, but if our Founding Fathers had known that dumb-fuck cunts like Sonia Sotomayor would be passing laws for life in the highest court of the land, I think they would have thought twice.
FIRST PUSSY ASS MOTHERFUCKING GDIS
14 years ago at 2:35 pmCongrats, man.
14 years ago at 2:37 pmI’m pooping right now. Gonna do some tinkling too.
14 years ago at 2:39 pmI’m trying to figure out what kind of poop I’m taking right now. Felt like a pop a vein in your forehead poop, but I think there’s a pretty good chance that it’ll turn into an incredible hulk poop when I check on it again tomorrow. Can anyone help me figure it out? As soon as I sat down I sprayed a thin coating of shit all over the inside (and outside) of the toilet, if that helps
14 years ago at 7:56 pmI hate it when you shit so violently that it splashes back up so you have to wipe your crack and your asscheeks.
14 years ago at 8:29 pmMud butt.
14 years ago at 1:57 amYeah, this motto will get him elected.
14 years ago at 3:16 pmTexas= steers and queers
14 years ago at 3:17 pmOh yeah? What has your great state given the world?
14 years ago at 4:26 pmThe Masters.
14 years ago at 4:50 pmPrecisely. What’s better than good ol’ Augusta national?
14 years ago at 5:51 pm^^enough said.
14 years ago at 5:56 pm^^^ boom. Roasted.
14 years ago at 6:41 pmTFullMetalJacketM
14 years ago at 8:29 amAnybody else down to kill themselves if a democrat is elected again?
14 years ago at 4:07 pmTFM-wide suicide pact? I’m in.
14 years ago at 5:25 pmI’m game.
14 years ago at 5:56 pmNo but I will if a Mormon does.
14 years ago at 5:58 pm^Your God awful name makes me want to kill myself.
14 years ago at 6:00 pm^^So you’d rather have that chimpanzee in the White House for four more years than a republican mormon?
14 years ago at 6:19 pm
14 years ago at 6:21 pm^ This fucking guy.
14 years ago at 7:14 pm^^Gifs are probably the only reason I go onto the comments.
14 years ago at 11:29 pmLet’s not get over our skis with Mitt. He’s just the Anybody But Obama candidate. I think we all know Rick Perry threw that candidacy.
14 years ago at 4:08 pmMitt’s the Generic Moderate Republican Who Will Increase Spending in Military and Entitlement Just at a Slightly Slower Rate than Obama.
Doesn’t really have the same rhyme to it I guess.
14 years ago at 4:25 pmAre you really defending Obama on this site?
14 years ago at 4:28 pmI wouldn’t say he’s defending Obama, just not sucking Romneys’ dick simply because he’s a Republican.
14 years ago at 4:52 pm^
14 years ago at 5:24 pm^^. I think I made it blatantly clear that I dislike Obama in my post.
14 years ago at 5:30 pmAnd through your name good sir. Trickle down theory – TFM
14 years ago at 6:42 pm^Agreed. The name is awesome.
14 years ago at 11:33 pmMormons=NF
14 years ago at 10:46 pmLook, you may agree to disagree with Mitt Romney, but the man is the best chance we have right now to taking back the reigns on this country. He’s already ahead in the polls and needs all the help he can get to override this ridiculous administration.
14 years ago at 2:47 amThe Mormon vs The Muslim! The most NF election ever
14 years ago at 9:42 amAnyone who doesn’t support Mitt and calls themselves a conservative is a fucking moron. If Obama gets a second term, it’s all over. We’ll be the United States of Europe. The amount of damage he’ll do to this country will put us in the shitter. What people don’t realize is that the real power in this country lies with the Supreme Court Justices, who all have fucking LIFETIME terms. Guess who gets to appoint them, just whoever he’s feeling at the moment? Yep, the chimpanzee himself. I’m all for the Constitution, but if our Founding Fathers had known that dumb-fuck cunts like Sonia Sotomayor would be passing laws for life in the highest court of the land, I think they would have thought twice.
14 years ago at 11:13 pmRON PAUL 2012
14 years ago at 11:17 pm^ This guy gets it.
14 years ago at 2:11 am