Proving that fat, drunk, and stupid is a perfectly fine way of going through life. TFM.

    1. DubyaOVERobama

      No you liberal trash you came in second just like you will come in second in November.

      14 years ago at 12:58 pm
    2. Mr Burgundy

      I’d tell you to go run off a cliff somewhere but oh that’s right there are none in fucking Kansas! Go rot in a cornfield somewhere you piece of shit

      14 years ago at 12:58 pm
    3. SperryFratty

      ^^No. No they don’t some actually starve to death, get run over, drown, die in a fire etc. Take YOUR pick.

      14 years ago at 2:02 pm
    1. Upper Fratosphere

      Why abbreviate “Total” but then spell out “Move,” its all or nothing geed.

      14 years ago at 1:25 pm
    1. Danny BROcean

      Dean Wormer told Pledge Flounder that “Fat, drunk, and stupid was no way to go through life”

      14 years ago at 1:44 pm
    1. Bropenhagen

      No one lives forever, no one. But with advances in modern science and my high level income, it’s not crazy to think I can live to be 245, maybe 300.

      14 years ago at 5:13 pm
    2. Ragingandhazing

      so if you’re skinny but still binge drink, smoke, chew, and take shit tons of drugs, you’re taking care of your body?

      14 years ago at 6:20 pm
    3. GloryGlory

      ^ If you weren’t aware, you don’t have to follow the TFM guidelines for being “frat.” There are other ways to accomplish said goal.

      14 years ago at 6:54 pm