Cop asked me how many drinks I'd had that night. Told him only GDIs count their drinks. TFM.

  1. QuintanaBreeze

    Yes you definitely said that. Because that definitely happened. And then my mom got a job.

    14 years ago at 9:31 pm
    1. T3XASMAD3

      Having a record is for criminals. Being a criminal is for GDIs. Therefore having a DUI. NF. Having your lawyer get you out of a DUI. TFM

      14 years ago at 8:17 am
  2. FrathleteTheThird

    Lying about a TFM is the epitome of NF. You should be banned from this site.

    14 years ago at 10:28 pm
    1. Howard Hughes

      If anyone is wondering what that smell is, it’s this try hard right here^

      14 years ago at 3:07 am