KL, please insert your tiny penis into a toaster. Allow it to burn until the skin begins to melt. Next, place it into the nearest relative’s (preferably male) anus. Have said relative consume a large dose of laxatives 90 minutes before hand. Wait until your penis melts into his colon, and orally remove the gooey remains and feces. Transfer this concoction into a dildo shaped mold. Coat the top layer with arsenic, and seal it with saran wrap. Place the mold into the freezer, and let it sit for seven days. Use a scalpel and spoon to remove both of your eyes. Remove the product from the freezer, and divide it into four equal parts. Insert the first part rectally, and take the second orally. Thrust the two remaining parts into your eye sockets until they reach your brain. Stick your head into a microwave oven to allow the frozen product to thaw quickly. Use a body fluid clean up kit to clean the area.
KL, I hope you have the messy shits in your near future. I hope you run out of toilet paper mid-dump, and you have to bunny hop down the stairs to find a fresh roll. Upon doing this, I hope you spread your poopy mudd butt all over the carpet and it gets on your cargo shorts.
Usually when Under Armour makes an appearance on this site it gets ripped on pretty hard. Let’s sit back and watch what happens when said apparel is on W’s back…
^^ hahaha beast mode that’s funny I like you man want to hang out I have jenga and Oreos not any milk though I’ll go get some when are you coming over oh you’re not coming over that’s alright I was planning on diving off my roof any way goodbye world
Herbert Walker Bush was the terrible, big government president of the two. My only issue with W. is that during his eight years in office he blatantly refused to veto spending bill of any kind. He’s still the fucking man though, gotta love his general demeanor.
making sure no one can disrespect W. with a “first”
14 years ago at 1:40 pmToo late
14 years ago at 1:43 pmYou fucks are lucky I was fucking the conservative out of a woman when this picture was posted or else I would have been first.
14 years ago at 2:28 pmKL, please do us a favor and go bungee jumping with a piece of string.
14 years ago at 2:39 pmKL, please slit your wrists then jump into a shark tank.
14 years ago at 3:19 pmKL, go suck your dad’s dick.
14 years ago at 3:30 pmKL, go suck your toy poodle’s dick
14 years ago at 4:07 pmKL give yourself an enema with gasoline
14 years ago at 4:18 pmKL, I hope everything you love crumbles to dust in front of you.
14 years ago at 5:55 pmKL, go have sex with an AIDS- infected hooker.
14 years ago at 6:13 pmKL, please insert your tiny penis into a toaster. Allow it to burn until the skin begins to melt. Next, place it into the nearest relative’s (preferably male) anus. Have said relative consume a large dose of laxatives 90 minutes before hand. Wait until your penis melts into his colon, and orally remove the gooey remains and feces. Transfer this concoction into a dildo shaped mold. Coat the top layer with arsenic, and seal it with saran wrap. Place the mold into the freezer, and let it sit for seven days. Use a scalpel and spoon to remove both of your eyes. Remove the product from the freezer, and divide it into four equal parts. Insert the first part rectally, and take the second orally. Thrust the two remaining parts into your eye sockets until they reach your brain. Stick your head into a microwave oven to allow the frozen product to thaw quickly. Use a body fluid clean up kit to clean the area.
14 years ago at 6:40 pmKL, fuck off.
14 years ago at 6:49 pmKL, false. You’ve never had sex with a woman. Your toy poodle doesn’t count
14 years ago at 6:56 pmKL, die.
14 years ago at 7:51 pmKL, go make a velvet painting of a whale and a dolphin gettin’ it on. Then burn it because it’s not worth a damn.
14 years ago at 8:02 pmKL, get a job
14 years ago at 8:09 pmKL, ram your cock into your mouth until you die from dehydration by puking too much.
14 years ago at 8:24 pmKL go occupy wall street. Or move to Europe which is where you liberals belong with their socialism and $10 gas. You fuck.
14 years ago at 8:31 pmKL, All of that^
14 years ago at 1:19 amKL, I will pull your tongue out of your mouth and stab it with a rusty screwdriver.
14 years ago at 7:22 amKL your a F@ggot.
14 years ago at 8:41 amKL, stop trying so damn hard.
14 years ago at 9:12 amKL, go eat a roll of tape.
14 years ago at 9:55 amKL, HEY!!! How are you? Be Blessed!
14 years ago at 10:26 amKL, we get it, you need attention.
14 years ago at 11:50 amKL, I hope you die in a car wreck.
14 years ago at 3:34 pmKL, introduce your dick to a wood chipper.
14 years ago at 4:37 pmKL, eat shit and die.
14 years ago at 6:56 pmHey KL
14 years ago at 8:13 pmKL, you literally were not even doing that, at all.
14 years ago at 10:21 pmKL dawggggghhgf wtst upppppp?!?!$&,??
14 years ago at 12:31 amI’m here for the gang bang
14 years ago at 10:15 amDid no one notice the intricate and sadistic way of killing KL that Rutherford B_Haze seemed to have been planning for someone for quite some time?
14 years ago at 2:05 pmKL go try to stop a propeller with your neck.
14 years ago at 2:55 pm^^ I did
14 years ago at 7:42 pmKL follow me on Twitter @GeordiLaFrat
14 years ago at 11:37 pmKL, I hope your future daughter marries a cornrowed black man
14 years ago at 3:35 am^^That goes without saying
14 years ago at 11:29 amKL, you will shut your slut whore mouth right now. No more slanderish filth coming from your AIDS infested mouth.
14 years ago at 1:44 pmKL …. your pledge brothers must hate you
14 years ago at 1:45 pmKL, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sagfe6Y4akQ
14 years ago at 3:24 pmKL, I will shove chalk up your nose and out your finger.
14 years ago at 8:36 pmKL please do all these ^ and then repeat.
14 years ago at 9:36 pm^^^^^^^^^^^ No, that came off the top of my head. That’s how pissed I was.
14 years ago at 9:50 pmKL is a pussyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
14 years ago at 10:33 pmKL, go T-bag a helicopter.
14 years ago at 10:40 pmKL, go rush TKE
14 years ago at 11:00 pmKL, i hope you stub your toe
14 years ago at 9:43 am^^^ this
14 years ago at 10:11 amKL, rust my trombone.
14 years ago at 10:39 amKL, I hope you step on a lego.
14 years ago at 11:05 amKL, I hope you have the messy shits in your near future. I hope you run out of toilet paper mid-dump, and you have to bunny hop down the stairs to find a fresh roll. Upon doing this, I hope you spread your poopy mudd butt all over the carpet and it gets on your cargo shorts.
14 years ago at 11:11 amKL was the conservative girl getting fucked, lets be real here. and probly by a ginger TKE pledge…ouch
14 years ago at 11:12 amYeah, I’m not going to do any of that conservative bull shit you losers are telling me to do.
14 years ago at 12:26 pmKL, Fuck Kansas.
14 years ago at 1:16 pmKL, get pink socked by Jerry Fratdusky.
14 years ago at 6:18 pmKL, go chug bleach.
14 years ago at 7:37 pmKL, I hope that you have sons… Handsome, beautiful, articulate sons, who are talented and star athletes and they have their legs taken away.
14 years ago at 9:14 pmI hope your son comes home cryin’ cause his friends made fun of him for droppin a pass in a pick up game, OR CALLS HIM FAT!
14 years ago at 10:56 pm^^ FaF
14 years ago at 10:49 amKL, you fascist asshole
14 years ago at 12:18 pmKL, go suck Obama’s dick, and suck HIllary Clintons while your at it.
14 years ago at 6:55 amKL, I hope you get leprosy of the penis.
14 years ago at 4:33 pmKL, this group bashing on you is fucking hilarious.
14 years ago at 6:57 pmKL, please, if you don’t mind, stop. Please. Thank you. Sir. I appreciate it. Really. I do. Trust me. Please. Thanks.
14 years ago at 7:17 pmKL, I hope your car breaks down and no one finds you for 5 minutes.
14 years ago at 11:12 pmKL keeps a diary. TLM
14 years ago at 2:20 amHoly shit, KL. You’re (in)famous.
13 years ago at 9:05 pmCaddying for anybody. NF.
14 years ago at 1:49 pmCaddying. THSM. (High School).
14 years ago at 1:52 pmSomeone get these guys some water, they’re trying really hard out here!
14 years ago at 2:01 pm^
14 years ago at 2:05 pmThis guy^
Bush is a pretty quiet guy in person.
14 years ago at 2:05 pmYour right, hanging out with W is totally NF. Geed.
14 years ago at 2:06 pm^
14 years ago at 6:57 pm^that rant gonna be up Monday?
14 years ago at 3:09 pmThe raging boner the caddy had during this. TFM.
14 years ago at 5:41 pmI have enough Adderall/dip induced rage to write a rant column right now.
14 years ago at 10:14 pm^ I dare you to
14 years ago at 10:20 am^^You won’t do it…
14 years ago at 3:35 pmThe only man I would hold balls for. W!!!
14 years ago at 2:05 pm…
14 years ago at 2:54 pm^VERY NAICE.
14 years ago at 10:27 pmUsually when Under Armour makes an appearance on this site it gets ripped on pretty hard. Let’s sit back and watch what happens when said apparel is on W’s back…
14 years ago at 2:27 pm“W. TFM. W. wearing Under Armour, NF.” Boom.
14 years ago at 2:33 pmHe’s wearing an Under Armour golf shirt, he’s not some roided up hood rat going “beast mode”
14 years ago at 4:17 pmThere is nothing wrong with an under armour golf shirt
14 years ago at 7:14 pm^^ hahaha beast mode that’s funny I like you man want to hang out I have jenga and Oreos not any milk though I’ll go get some when are you coming over oh you’re not coming over that’s alright I was planning on diving off my roof any way goodbye world
14 years ago at 9:05 pmFuck the tryhards on this thread. Lets go golfing in a fucking polo button down, yeah?
Fucking freshmen bitch ass pussies. Who gave John Beckwith a bid? I will personally find you and shit on your face. You piss me off.
14 years ago at 10:34 pmAnd QuintanaQueefBreeze. And TallyFratMove, find the tallest building instead. Less chance of you coming back and spamming TFM with your bullshit.
14 years ago at 10:39 pmActually. Tallyfrat, you’re pretty cool. Don’t jump off a cliff just yet.
Now, anyone have any more adderall? I’m out.
14 years ago at 10:51 pmYessir
14 years ago at 9:08 pmThe 3rd worst President of all time. Bush was big government and claimed it to be “Conservative.”
14 years ago at 2:30 pmpretty much
14 years ago at 2:39 pmare you referring to all of the deregulation legislation he pushed through. I think you no understand the politics.
14 years ago at 8:05 pmWhile you’re clearly an imbecile, I am curious: Who do you rank as 1st and 2nd?
14 years ago at 10:35 pmHerbert Walker Bush was the terrible, big government president of the two. My only issue with W. is that during his eight years in office he blatantly refused to veto spending bill of any kind. He’s still the fucking man though, gotta love his general demeanor.
14 years ago at 12:07 amBrobHuggins is probably black and/or poor. We know Denzel FRATington is so the ignorance is expected.
14 years ago at 3:39 pmMy opinion of W. is that he’s probably one of the funnest guys to hang out/party with, but electing him president wasn’t America’s smartest move.
14 years ago at 4:22 pm^Still better than Gore or Kerry
14 years ago at 11:02 pm^Agreed.
14 years ago at 1:24 amThis was America’s frattiest move since JFK.
14 years ago at 3:21 pm^^
14 years ago at 4:50 pmStaged.
14 years ago at 2:37 pmFuck your mother you Geed.
14 years ago at 2:37 pmI respect this because it’s real. It’s not the usual try hard shit like “flew the air force one drunk with W on the way to the country club. TFM.”
14 years ago at 2:56 pmYou know Bush doesn’t drink anymore right?
14 years ago at 3:38 pmYou know I was implying that the TFM try hard was drunk and it was an exaggerated example right?
14 years ago at 4:17 pmThere are Try Hards on this site?
14 years ago at 7:54 pm^^your username is exquisite
14 years ago at 9:52 pmPledges caddy. NF
14 years ago at 3:03 pmBeing the Help. NF
14 years ago at 3:03 pmYea because you’re going to start off CEO of a company. dumbfuck
14 years ago at 9:13 pmUnder Armour, NF
14 years ago at 3:49 pm