Last night I met this girl and we exchanged numbers. I got a text from her 5 minutes later saying "DTF." It was way too easy so I decided to use a condom. My mother would be proud for once. TFM

  1. The Dude

    Obviously this chick was a GDI cause no self-respecting slampiece would sent a text like that.

    15 years ago at 6:22 am