Dorn, you should have changed it. “If I have a gay son, I will beat the living shit out of him, and lock him in a closet full of Playboys, until he turns straight. If he doesn’t comply, I will surgically close up his poop hole, and make him shit in a colostomy bag.”
This one is fucking great.
14 years ago at 2:04 pmI knew you had something to do with this one.
14 years ago at 2:19 pmThis is the gayest TFM of all time
14 years ago at 2:34 pmTotal Phi Alpha Gamma Move
14 years ago at 2:38 pmI can almost hear all you guys squirming. Hilarious.
14 years ago at 2:42 pmHey Dorn
14 years ago at 2:43 pmHey, Billy.
14 years ago at 2:45 pmDamnit Dorn, this is just cringe-inducing.
14 years ago at 3:02 pmDorn, really? My glory hole TFM didn’t make the cut but this did. This one is too gay for even my fucking up brain.
14 years ago at 3:06 pmAbusing his power over the site. FaF?
14 years ago at 3:12 pmIf my son turns out queer, I’ll kill him.
14 years ago at 3:38 pmDorn is trying to tell us something.
14 years ago at 3:46 pmShow him the Kate Upton video. That’ll turn him straight.
14 years ago at 3:50 pmDocking, NF.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=docking
14 years ago at 5:40 pmDorn, you should have changed it. “If I have a gay son, I will beat the living shit out of him, and lock him in a closet full of Playboys, until he turns straight. If he doesn’t comply, I will surgically close up his poop hole, and make him shit in a colostomy bag.”
14 years ago at 5:59 pmA lot of pent up rage here…. Personal experience?
14 years ago at 11:18 amTDornMove
14 years ago at 6:43 pmIf my son is gay, he’ll be up for adoption.
14 years ago at 7:08 pmThese guys are getting fucking soft
14 years ago at 8:16 pm^^^^ He gets it.
14 years ago at 10:16 pmI don’t know why everyone gets all bent outta shape about the gays. As long as I don’t have to see them, I don’t care, more pussy for the rest of us
14 years ago at 10:55 pm^ Hilarious…too soon…but hilarious.
14 years ago at 11:06 pmIf my son is gay, he’ll probably be getting a bid from Sigma Chi.
14 years ago at 11:29 pm^^^fucking this
14 years ago at 9:26 amThat hurts my heart a little bit hearing that
14 years ago at 10:42 amI’m on the twitter now, follow me @NitroSHazelton
14 years ago at 12:40 pmToo queer to care…?
14 years ago at 9:08 pmSomething was done here
14 years ago at 1:44 amYou know what they say, like father like son.
14 years ago at 2:05 pm^
14 years ago at 2:06 pmphi phi?
14 years ago at 2:06 pmPhi Gamma Butt-Ramma
14 years ago at 7:04 amPhi phi
14 years ago at 6:36 pmAnd he still won’t get a bid.
14 years ago at 2:07 pmKnowing the pikes they would give him one.
14 years ago at 2:08 pm^ that
14 years ago at 2:16 pmPike is open to members of various races, religions, and sexual orientation-even bottoms!
14 years ago at 2:19 pmSee now I heard a power bottom is capable of receiving a great amount of force.
14 years ago at 5:14 pm^ TAlwaysSunnyM
14 years ago at 5:43 pmSpeed has EVERYTHING to do with it. Speed’s the name of the game.
14 years ago at 5:47 pmThe shittastic colonies at App State would take him.
14 years ago at 10:48 pmWorst fucking TFM in weeks
14 years ago at 2:08 pmProbably one of the worst of all time. What the fuck?
14 years ago at 3:12 pmNot as bad as the washing machine one yesterday.
14 years ago at 4:14 pm^,^^,^^^
14 years ago at 9:06 pm^,^^,^^^,^^^^
14 years ago at 10:17 pm^,^^,^^^,^^^^,^^^^+^
14 years ago at 2:08 amHaving a gay son. NF.
14 years ago at 2:08 pmThanks for clearing that up
14 years ago at 8:48 pm^
14 years ago at 12:19 amHow the hell does this make it on here. Intern get your act together
14 years ago at 2:09 pm^^^^^
14 years ago at 7:05 amIf I had a gay son, he would be my daughter…and disowned.
14 years ago at 2:09 pmIn the bottom of a well in another county.
14 years ago at 2:12 pm^this
14 years ago at 2:13 pm^^ take him by Bangkok first and get his kidneys and liver removed.
14 years ago at 9:55 pm^Good thinking. I’ll need a new liver by then anways. Kidneys can go on ebay.
14 years ago at 9:28 am^ Always being prepared. TFM.
14 years ago at 4:31 pmIf i had a gay son, I’ll put him out of his misery
14 years ago at 2:11 pmbeating the gay out of your gay son. FaF
14 years ago at 3:37 pmhate crimes NF. laps
14 years ago at 4:32 pm^ You’re wrong. Blacking out and committing hate crimes 100% FaF
14 years ago at 5:56 pm^Fact.
14 years ago at 6:39 pmI’m surprised nobody commented on the mixture of the past and present tense.
14 years ago at 8:58 pmNot a hate crime if you love doing it
14 years ago at 11:53 pm^This is true.
14 years ago at 9:32 amThis is not cool. It is gay.
14 years ago at 2:11 pmGuys calm down and get creative!
14 years ago at 2:50 pmhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8D_XLCmY0D8
^gay
14 years ago at 6:26 pmTotal Modern Family Move?
14 years ago at 2:12 pmThis made me giggle a bit.
14 years ago at 2:36 pm^^
14 years ago at 3:03 pm