An Interview With Day Rage Performer David Dulcie and the Rag Tag Army

David Dulcie and the Rag Tag Army are about as FaF as a band can be. How do I know this? Well for one, I listened to their music (which you can listen to here). Their sound, if you wanted to describe it in simple terms, is southern rock. But to give you a better idea of what their music is like, consider this: after a day listening to David Dulcie and the Rag Tag Army in the office the TFM staff spent the evening pounding beers until we were blackout drunk. When I awoke there were literally hundreds of holes punched in the drywall and Allen was giving CPR to a stripper (she lived).

The next morning we had the interns patch up the holes in the wall as we collected ourselves. After a three second discussion we decided that we had to book this band for the TFM Day Rage. Being fraternity men themselves (from Baylor) David Dulcie and the Rag Tag Army were gracious enough to accept our invitation. I’m happy to say I had a chance to speak with them recently about their upcoming performance at Day Rage.

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Describe your music to the TFM audience. Why is it going to rock the faces off of all the Day Ragers?

Its American, that’s why.

How has the band been influenced by its members being in fraternities?

We are not GDI’s therefore our music is inherently better than everyone else’s.

What’s your favorite thing about playing for fraternity/sorority events?

We only play for sororities.

What’s the craziest venue/show you’ve ever played?

We played for a Baylor Health Fair once. The show was sick.

What most excites you about playing at TFM’s Day Rage?

The “Rage” part.

I’ve always assumed the ultimate goal of a band like yours is to play at a country venue staffed by Swayze-esque bouncers. Where do you guys hope to go with your music?

To play at a country venue staffed by Swayze-esque bouncers. Then we could die happy.

You guys are from Baylor so I have to ask, will you be covering “Kappa Rap 2?”

No, but we will be bringing them with us. Give them VIP passes and they may do it themselves.

  • Ed. Note: omgomgomgomgomgomgomg
  • If you had to describe your band (musically, morally, socially, or whatever) with a “TFM” from the site, which one would it be?

    Saw a geed at my party wearing Brooks Brothers. I walked up to him, dumped my beer on him, tore his shirt off, pinched his sausage nips, cold-cocked him in the jaw, threw him down the stairs, and told him never to come back. TFM.
    –Pennsylvania

    Are you prepared to be booed by the crowd until you play “Wagon Wheel” at least nine times consecutively?

    No worries. We planned to open with 10 consecutive runs of “Wagon Wheel” followed by a jam, then closing with “Wagon Wheel “ again.

    Which of your songs would best set the mood for some anonymous Porta Potty sex? In other words, what’s your most romantic song?

    Babe, Let’s Take This to the Porta Potty. It’s going to be a huge hit!

    Are you at all concerned that your wild country jams may whip the already raging crowd into such a frenzy that you’ll all be consumed by a debauchery powered tornado that gives neither fucks nor quarter?

    Yes. Very.

    There’s a decent chance that the devil himself shows up to TFM Day Rage. What will you do if Satan, master of darkness, decides to challenge the band to a musical competition a la “The Devil Went Down to Georgia?”

    Easy. We play “Wagon Wheel” for a 12th time.

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    As you can see, David Dulcie and the Rag Tag Army is indeed FaF. So if you’d like to see them play Day Rage, along with legendary 80’s cover band LC Rocks and DJ Dick Perry, get your tickets to TFM Day Rage today. You do like raging, don’t you?

      1. Bobby BLOWden

        Dammit man do you know what you’ve done? Even in your absence people have been “First because fuck Kansas and fuck liberals”. You don’t even have to comment on here to troll, your trolling is self-perpetuating.

        12 years ago at 10:19 am
      2. Year Around Frat

        KL, go use the restroom, leave without washing your hands, spread germs everywhere and then walk outside to be run over by a bus,

        12 years ago at 11:01 pm
      3. Tallapoosa Snu

        KL, have a wonderful evening, a fine steak, a glass of red wine, then go downtown so you can be beaten, ass raped by homeless people, only to awake again in the morning to be ass raped again by a different group of homeless people, slit your throat in an unsuccesful suicide attempt, again with the rape, and finally, bleed out from the inside from a severed colon that becomes infected, festers, and torchers you for a week before you die. Thanks.

        12 years ago at 11:42 pm
      1. Shaun Whites Pubes

        Immediately after dubbing a group of hipstergoths “FaF” you are applauded by this sad, sad man. Congratulations, Bacon, your testicles no longer exist, add yourself to the list of first round frat busts.

        12 years ago at 2:35 pm
    1. JacksonWilliam

      The band said that they only played for sororities in the interview? Is this a joke or the intern’s typo?

      12 years ago at 10:23 am
      1. Rutherford B_Haze

        ^^ I seriously doubt that the band actually were the ones answering these questions.

        12 years ago at 10:57 am
      2. ^ I highly doubt Bacon just blatantly committed libel in this article. i don’t think they’re trying to get TFM shut down for one little joke interview with a no name band.

        12 years ago at 11:10 am
      3. Shaun Whites Pubes

        Yeah there is a difference between libel and misquoting someone. You are shitty

        12 years ago at 2:36 pm
    2. Bro of Asclepius

      In your face advertising for an event that probably has low ticket sales. TFM?

      12 years ago at 10:53 am
      1. Hasselhoss

        ^You are so fucking dumb. I guarantee all of Texas and it’s surrounding states will be there. Stop acting like your vagina is sandy because you can’t go.

        12 years ago at 11:38 am
      2. Shaun Whites Pubes

        All im saying is there better be a badass picture of like 10000 whores whenever this fuckin thing happens bc as of right now i agree with this guy^^^

        12 years ago at 2:38 pm
      3. Rutherford B_Haze

        While I’m almost positive there won’t be many girls there, it still sounds like a great time. Maybe they should let women in at a discount.

        12 years ago at 3:04 pm
      1. Rutherford B_Haze

        Can someone give me a download link to “Babe, Let’s Take This to the Porta Potty”

        12 years ago at 3:20 pm
    3. BROthernComfort

      Haha? To be fair this interview contained some of the gayest questions I have ever heard.

      12 years ago at 1:16 pm
    4. Shaun Whites Pubes

      The music isnt bad, and some of those Q’s & A’s were funny but jesus fucking christ these toolbags look like Birmingham hipsters, must have been in absolutely terrible fraternities, and Bacon, my God son, be funny like you used to.

      12 years ago at 2:42 pm
      1. BeauDuke

        I’m gonna have to go with Austin hipsters on this one. That boy in the back is wearing a damn janitor’s outfit.

        12 years ago at 4:31 pm