Being so hungover, the sight of a water fountain sexually arouses you. TFM.

    1. MANwithSACHSofGOLD

      ^^Go find a an area filled bamboo shoots, cut down about two square meters of it until the bamboo is only three feet tall, tie your limbs to four sturdy columns or poles around that area so that way you are lifted horizontally from the ground, and await about two and a half days filled with angst, hunger, and thirst until you realize that the bamboo is growing at an alarming rate and it pierces through your body and continues to grow until you die of sheer pain, “pal.”

      14 years ago at 7:34 pm
  1. QuintanaBreeze

    Alright this one is definitely a repeat. Not verbatim but I know this one was done. Clean it up. And someone tell a pledge to find and provide evidence.

    14 years ago at 1:50 pm
    1. Hannibro Lecter

      Original TFM: “Being so hungover that sticking your dick in ice cubes is more preferred to sticking your dick in slams. TFM”
      is that the one?

      14 years ago at 2:46 pm
  2. UofA Frattastic

    Being so hungover, that your idiotic TFM made it on the wall, and you still got hazed by a real SEC school. Roll Tide.

    14 years ago at 4:16 pm