My doctor asked me if I drank to excess. I told him I'd drink to anything. TFM.

  1. Ron Washington

    “You drink to excess?”

    “Ya doc, I do at least 6 times a week. FAF right?”

    “No son, you have liver cancer, but I’m sure you’re TFTC.”

    13 years ago at 12:16 am
    1. PTBAP

      Fat, drunk, and stupid are no way to go through life and luckily he won’t have to live that way for long.

      13 years ago at 12:36 am
    2. GloryGlory

      Raising 3 children of color in your closet in order to use their liver when yours gives out. RFM.

      13 years ago at 9:01 am
    3. Frats and Dogs

      Raising 3 white children in your closet so that when you replace your liver, you aren’t getting parts from a baboon. TFM

      13 years ago at 1:44 pm
    1. Tyler_TFTC_Bray

      I ordered multiple items. I mean, free shipping with those low prices? Damn right it’s a steal.

      13 years ago at 10:58 pm
    1. FratProphet93

      ^It’s clearly a joke that someone with the name “MiddleSchoolFrat” would make fun of someone whose name is “ImInHighschool”

      13 years ago at 1:18 pm