1. FrattotheRight

    I hope you plan on drinking a little more of that coke before you mix, Champ.

    14 years ago at 1:57 pm
    1. Rutherford B_Haze

      Don’t worry, it’s just a joke. He’s not really going to drink that. He’s in a car and that’s illegal. We just like to joke about it on this website. Nobody actually does it.

      14 years ago at 2:53 pm
  2. Frat Doherty

    “I got the picture for TFM babe, go put the bottles back in dad’s liquor cabinet before he notices.”

    14 years ago at 3:32 pm
  3. Admiral Fratcher

    I’m cringing at the number of people who believe that Patron is “top-shelf”.

    14 years ago at 3:51 pm
    1. Fratzilla1869

      Educate me, what tequila and whiskey is more top shelf than makers or patron?

      14 years ago at 1:58 am
    2. Fratzilla1869

      ^ Actually I fucking hate tequila, Im more interested in whiskey, and thank you sir.

      14 years ago at 3:28 pm
    1. The Standard

      If you’re using “my old lady” then you don’t use correct grammar because otherwise you would sound like you are actually talking about a lady who is old that you own. TPreCivilWarM

      14 years ago at 8:56 pm
    1. southern fraternity

      Patron is ok for margs and thats about all its ok for. Don julio and Aha are both better for the money.

      14 years ago at 12:26 pm