FAIL FRIDAY: Adderall Withdrawals
Ten real submissions, ten photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
My mom said she doesn’t like me dipping so I held her down and forced an entire tin into her mouth. TFM.
–Pennsylvania
Happy Mother’s Day!
Going to prom after you graduate, and rushing balls instead of dancing with your date. TFM.
–Michigan
Get in there. Rush is year-round.
Making girls count my six pack. TFM.
-California
“Count my fucking abs! Count bitch!”
Melanie Iglesias if you’re on TFM hear me out. If you don’t let me literally pee in your butt I will kill my whole family and yell TFTC. But seriously, I’m a nice guy. I’m in a frat. PIKE OUT. TFM.
-Texas
The odds of Melanie Iglesias being on TFM are much better than you ever having a shot at fulfilling your urine fantasy, and that’s saying something.
“Hi, nice to meet you. My na-FRAT!!!” ToufratteSyndromeMove.
–Arkansas
Really? Come on!
Running into random AA meetings and beer showering the quitters, then slamming down a case of Budweiser Ameri-cans and saying “you’re welcome” and then walking out. TFM.
–Kentucky
I bet you’re a habitual line-crosser.
The STD rate going up by 25% every Mom’s Weekend. TFM.
–Oregon
Your moms must be dirty rotten sluts.
Had a diarrhea shart in my room today. Afterwards, in the shower, I used my GDI roommate’s soap bar to clean my asshole. TFM.
–Florida
This is a flagrant violation of shared shower etiquette.
GDI in line at Chipotle was crowding me, so I turned around and lifted up my shirt and showed him the six shooter on my waist. He backed down and I ordered a burrito bowl. TFM.
–Oklahoma
Fuck yeah. Chipotle isn’t a mother fucking game.
Getting so drunk that you make a pledge try the elephant march with the frathound and proceed to get a hard-on. TFM.
–North Carolina
At first I thought he was saying the dog got a hard on, but no…he’s talking about himself.
Guy on the right walks into a barber shop: “Yeah give me the Rufio.”
Sneak attack back scratch. TFM.
“You want to touch penis heads?”
He won an award for his appearance in Fail Friday. I’m proud of him.
“What? It wasn’t me! Dude shut up it wasn’t.”
Dunkaroo gone horribly wrong.
Not a single girl and one idiot that either pissed himself or drinks like shit.
Your chapter should study this picture and try to give off the exact opposite vibe during rush.
The look on his face…it’s terrifying.
Fucking weird assortment of individuals.
You only live once that’s the motto A-T-YOLO:
Stop motion chaser:
Six minutes of Kate:
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First to fail.
12 years ago at 9:15 amFirst for laps
12 years ago at 9:29 amderrrkkkaaa
12 years ago at 9:50 am^
12 years ago at 10:07 amWhere the fuck is ask the intern
12 years ago at 11:13 amAsk where is the fuck the intern
12 years ago at 11:47 amAsk where the fuck the intern is.
12 years ago at 5:53 pmAsk the intern where the fuck is
12 years ago at 8:19 pmwhat’s with this first thing guys
12 years ago at 7:13 pmAsk the intern where the fuck is
Ask the fuck where the intern is
12 years ago at 2:42 pm^ Whoops. Commencing laps…
12 years ago at 2:43 pmAt least it’s before noon and TKE is getting shit on
12 years ago at 9:20 am^this.
12 years ago at 9:26 amyes!
12 years ago at 9:45 amTKE and pike at it again…
12 years ago at 12:32 pmFunny how I hear them sometimes brag about having the most chapters out of any social fraternities in the country. Yet, we see pictures like these….Reagan would be ashamed, and pike well your names Pi Kappa Almost for a reason so good job at reinforcing your name.
12 years ago at 1:21 pmits even funnier when a pi kapps judges other fraternities. I have yet to see a respectable pi kappa phi chapter anywhere in the south.
12 years ago at 3:41 pmA Pike shaving the letters in to his chest hair is such a fail bro…
12 years ago at 3:49 pmWho the fuck are you Federalist? Go check out USC, LSU, Bama, Texas A and M, and tell me Pi Kappa Phi was not founded in the south you geed. We were actually founded at the college of Charleston in South caroling which actually resides in South Carolina. How about you do some research before you speak you thunder cunt. Pi Kappa Phi is wayy more respectable than TKE or PKA will ever be so deal with it you fuck. Sorry we don’t have the most chapters like PKA or TKE does but as least we don’t attract and accept GDI’s and there pussy bitch face friends like they do. So go crawl in a hole for your ignorance you wanna be fraternity-know it alll. You obviously grew up with parents who didn’t love you enough to tell you, you are a fuck face, so here I am letting you know. You, are a fuck face.
12 years ago at 2:18 amNice webcam pic you fucking geed ^
12 years ago at 2:25 amyou sound like a fucking child Pi kapp sucks down here deal with it.
12 years ago at 10:33 am^ agreed, pi kapp sucks. Quit your whining.
12 years ago at 10:40 amSounds like this guy’s Pi Kapp chapter is full of try hards. It’s fucking TFM. Stop taking it so seriously.
12 years ago at 8:41 pmOk, I seriously had to make an account just to address that guy. Nothing may tear us apart but when I see a fraternity brother completely and totally flip out on a HUMOR site and take something seriously when you get picked on then you really have some serious issues. Learn how to take a joke man
12 years ago at 3:58 pmKate makes me want to be a better man.
12 years ago at 9:23 amRFM.
12 years ago at 3:17 pmTKE’s bringing their A-game this week.
Their colony at our school is fucking depressingly bad.
12 years ago at 9:23 amI’m loving all the TKE pictures. I hope TKEpledge shows up on these comments, can’t wait to see him bitch.
12 years ago at 9:25 amThe worst part is the last picture, with the guy wearing patterned letters. Just screams gay.
12 years ago at 12:42 pmPatterned letters? THAT is the worst part? I’d say that is the least of the worries for that group, not to mention the people in any of the pictures.
12 years ago at 10:40 pmDamn, I love Fail Friday. It really puts everything in perspective.
I don’t know what y’all are talking about TKE is awesome.
12 years ago at 9:27 am^you must be the guy with the longboard or fail award.
12 years ago at 9:29 am^No, he’s the guy with the hair. But he also owns a longboard.
12 years ago at 10:43 am^well played,sir.
12 years ago at 11:35 am^^^^Good one.
12 years ago at 11:45 am^^^^^
12 years ago at 12:33 pmOnce again, sarcasm defeats TFM…
12 years ago at 2:35 pmClownshow
12 years ago at 9:27 amI have down syndrome and I like to sword fight
12 years ago at 9:31 amhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDgq-K2oYLo
12 years ago at 12:46 pmstarting to think Intern has a fratdetta (fuck you) against TKE.
12 years ago at 9:31 amor is it a vanfratta?
Niether. He just fucking hates them, just like everyone else.
12 years ago at 10:33 amThe word “vendetta” would work fine. Next time, don’t try so hard.
12 years ago at 11:00 am^This
12 years ago at 9:01 pmPersonally on my campus TKE is the biggest group of tools, they all longboard and rope walk on the quad. I’d prefer to be a GDI compared to having to call one of those freaks my brother. Looks like the theme is similar nation wide..
12 years ago at 9:31 amWhat’s a rope walk?
12 years ago at 9:35 amSounds like innuendo?
12 years ago at 9:38 amAnd this is why the decent TKE chapters (yes they exist) try to avoid associating with Nationals by most any means necessary
12 years ago at 9:44 am^This
12 years ago at 10:29 amA rope walk is a tight rope between two trees outside that people try to walk on. They are pretty stupid.
12 years ago at 10:43 amShut up Wayne!
12 years ago at 11:06 amSounds like some stupid ass circus act. Well, we know what TKE’s careers are going to be.
12 years ago at 6:52 pmwhat Hazed and Confused said pretty much sums it up
12 years ago at 5:20 pm