This is what happens when the risk manager tries to take a knife from a drunk brother. TFM.

  1. More Frat Than You

    The single worst position you can have is House Manager. Fuck that. Never again.

    13 years ago at 10:21 am
    1. GTgentleman

      Because it would be so easy to cut the end of your finger when trying to remove something from your wrist, right?

      13 years ago at 10:46 am
  2. Steven Spielbro

    So did everyone at #dayrage show up in their fathers private jet wearing sperrys with no undershirt and 6 dime pieces with them?

    13 years ago at 10:48 am
    1. Rutherford B_Haze

      I wore Cole Haans and tried to bring my yacht, but there wasn’t any boat parking. Good thing it has a helicopter on it. I could have been late.

      13 years ago at 10:21 pm
    1. Czar Nobama

      ^^I don’t know what kind of guys you’ve been with, but that looks nothing like a penis

      13 years ago at 11:04 am
  3. Bronan the Barbarian

    Rule #1 of being risk manager: unless someone is going to die, don’t put yourself in the way of a drunk brother with a knife.

    13 years ago at 12:13 pm
  4. Iota Bromicron

    He successfully stopped us from playing knife-darts for about 10 minutes until sober driver gave his ass a ride to the hospital. Then i continued to win the game.

    13 years ago at 8:29 pm
    1. bros r us

      If by sober driver you mean that drunken asshole who started the game, then yes I drove him.

      13 years ago at 11:01 pm