ZZ Top writing songs titled "Sharp Dressed Man" and "Cheap Sunglasses." TFM.

    1. Cheap sunglasses. TSM. Going through Costas like they are pairs of “cheap sunglasses.” TFM.

      13 years ago at 5:27 pm
  1. fratitat

    >Brandon enters the room
    >TFM stifles laughter and cringes closer to the edge of seat
    >”Hello George, look at my new R11″
    >TFM’s audiences heart beats reach a steady 69bpm. Electricity in the air.
    >”Let’s go play 18 at Augusta, my dad belongs there”
    >TFM audience all rip their dicks off. Eyeballs begin to boil as bowels evacuate.
    >Nothingpreparesyou.png
    >”let’s bring pledges as our caddies”
    >TFM staff simultaneously commits suicide. Bacon and Dorn lock hands and tilt heads backward. Low_moan.mp4.
    >Pillar of light descends from heaven. Bacon and Dorn rise on a platform towards the sky.

    13 years ago at 4:55 pm
    1. SECGreek

      ^^^ It’s everyday that i’m glad people like this idiot exist. Makes my job of climbing to the top that much easier.

      13 years ago at 2:07 am
  2. Fraternity Lifestyle

    FYI – There’s an ad for Texas Tech Pi Kapps here on the side of my screen. What the fuck?

    13 years ago at 8:05 pm
    1. Grandview

      ^^^Whenever I see people wearing stuff like that it just further reminds me that they must be a huge try hard.

      13 years ago at 8:51 am
    2. L_M_N_O_buttP

      When I see people talking about ‘Merica being disrespectful, it just further reminds me that they must be a huge try hard

      13 years ago at 12:11 pm
    1. SECGreek

      OH HERRO PREASE, I PUT IN ORDA FOA BRACK PRO. YOU HAVE BRACK PORO YES? NOOO BRACK PORO, NO BREAD FOA FAMIRY! FUCKAYYUUUUU

      13 years ago at 1:57 am
  3. BrovWade

    Inherent problem with this: a sharp (ly–fucking idiots) dressed man is never wearing cheap sunglasses.

    13 years ago at 9:20 pm