Trying to recite the Greek alphabet to your arresting officer. TFM.

    1. Fratrick Swayze 1856

      You guys are totally right, not wearing the sperrys on the beach is soooo NF!!!

      13 years ago at 12:29 pm
  1. Fratty W Tazewell

    Poor FIJI couldn’t handle his wine coolers, and wasn’t properly hazed.

    13 years ago at 8:58 am
  2. TakeALap

    Ever heard of the 4th amendment, champ? Don’t fucking consent to any tests or searches.

    13 years ago at 11:15 pm
  3. grandfrat

    Sorry to say, I did the exact same thing when I was “wrongfully accused” of driving while intoxicated. It happens, you are drunk, nervous and someone with authority is asking you to recite an alphabet – brings you back to pledging all over again. Happens to the best of us champ. Glad to see I’m not the only dumbass who did this. Besides I only blew a 0.14, that’s not even remotely “intoxicated.”

    13 years ago at 12:07 am