Memorial Day Weekend at Hedonism II
12 years ago

This week’s Throwback Thursday comes from Hedonism II in Jamaica. Keep it in mind when you think you’re partying at a level appropriate for Memorial Day Weekend. Remember, this guy is out there somewhere and he’s probably going harder than you.

As my buddy Aaron says, “The crab-walk-pussy-fingers is not a move that is pulled off easily. It takes serious shoulder strength.” I’m pretty sure Rick from Arizona is on ecstasy and thinks he’s starring in a late night infomercial.

Get weird this weekend, and don’t forget to text HedoRick1 to 46101 for your rippin’ and tearin’ ringtone.

  4. Admiral Fratcher

    This is how I’m going to act when I’m in that mid-to-late 70’s slump. Drop everything (wife and children included) and just head down to some tropical island, get ripshit on umbrella drinks and Viagra, slamming anything that walks by.

    12 years ago at 10:44 am
    2. The Waltz

      I like it. I mean, what the fuck else are you going to go at that age? Croquet is great but after a few decades I can see it getting stale.

      12 years ago at 10:52 am
    7. BrolyGrail

      ^You’re an idiot. He spelled going as “gonna”. I don’t care about that as much as i care about you fucking up.

      12 years ago at 1:03 pm
  10. The Baron

    If we’re all still railing bars at 70-ish (and with our drinking and gambling problems it’s highly unlikely that will occur) and raging like this, bully for us Gents.

    Now as for the CWPF move…FaF.

    12 years ago at 3:26 pm