And here I go…
1.) Condoms. NF.
2.) Total First Time Buying Condoms Move.
3.) Total Virgin Move.
4.) To see if you need extra smalls or extra EXTRA smalls? Zing.
5.) “Hey bro, come in here and see if this condom looks good on me or if I should size down a little.”
6.) Never having to shop around because I get my condoms hand-tailored by Brooks Brothers. FAF.
7.) “I think my dick grew a little, that’s why.”
LAST
13 years ago at 3:51 pmCondoms?
13 years ago at 3:51 pmRooms?
13 years ago at 3:53 pm?
13 years ago at 3:54 pm.
13 years ago at 3:57 pmfitting?
13 years ago at 6:33 pmAsking?
13 years ago at 7:13 pmTFM?
13 years ago at 12:15 am^ this fucking name
13 years ago at 3:45 amBuying?
13 years ago at 11:19 amSizes?
13 years ago at 12:57 pmNot funny, didn’t really happen, has nothing to do with being in a fraternity. Top-notch TFM (sarcasm)
13 years ago at 3:54 pmThanks for the clarification, pal.
13 years ago at 5:13 pm^ haha
13 years ago at 6:14 pmSince 1890…. HA
13 years ago at 1:57 amThe clarification was sarcasm itself. I figured people could tell that I was being sarcastic. Dumbass
13 years ago at 12:37 pmThis epitomizes geed-hood
13 years ago at 3:57 pmAbout as absurd as a dry handjob
13 years ago at 4:16 pmOr a wet blowjob
13 years ago at 4:22 pmAnd here I go…
13 years ago at 5:16 pm1.) Condoms. NF.
2.) Total First Time Buying Condoms Move.
3.) Total Virgin Move.
4.) To see if you need extra smalls or extra EXTRA smalls? Zing.
5.) “Hey bro, come in here and see if this condom looks good on me or if I should size down a little.”
6.) Never having to shop around because I get my condoms hand-tailored by Brooks Brothers. FAF.
7.) “I think my dick grew a little, that’s why.”
Love it.
13 years ago at 6:14 pmStop with this shit. It’s an extra, nonessential finger thrust upward to scroll down
13 years ago at 6:16 pm^
13 years ago at 8:13 pm^^That
13 years ago at 10:46 pm^^^you’re a weak scroller
13 years ago at 12:14 am^This.
13 years ago at 8:46 am“Does this make my dick look big?”
13 years ago at 6:14 pmGazelle skin condom wallet. TPatrickBatemanM.
13 years ago at 8:57 pmInviting the hot employee to the fitting room for a demonstration on proper usage. TFM
13 years ago at 9:51 pmMaking her use two forms of birth control so you don’t have to use one – TFTC
13 years ago at 11:05 pmBirth control is endorsed by the hippie democrats, therefore NF
13 years ago at 2:04 amYour an idiot. ^
13 years ago at 12:58 pmYou’re an idiot. ^
13 years ago at 1:06 pm