Although Teddy was a dirty lib, you gotta give him credit for building the Great White Fleet and making them sail around the world just to show America’s dominance.
Fought the Spanish-American War himself and showed the world the US wasn’t fuckin’ around anymore, which is ballsy as fuck. But first president to suggest universal health care. NF.
Liu Yin: Too bad your wiener is so small. Otherwise I would put it in my mouth.
13 years ago at 10:17 am^
13 years ago at 11:59 am^^
13 years ago at 8:58 amSad… you figure them coming to American universities would have taught them more than just engineering
13 years ago at 11:01 amI thought all Asians went to Ballsohard university?
13 years ago at 11:20 amNahh, they all go to Duke.
13 years ago at 2:52 pmThey put extra U’s in our words, I thought this was America
13 years ago at 11:47 amFavourite. NF
13 years ago at 8:23 amDrinking their beer and still beating them. RFM
13 years ago at 1:42 pmI’m having a hard time believing that Liu Yin can actually see
13 years ago at 2:48 pmDamn bro you’re from Columbia?! You must do so much blow!
13 years ago at 3:33 pmYou do realize the country is “Colombia,” and he’s from Washington DC?
13 years ago at 4:22 pm^no shit teddy
13 years ago at 6:34 pmTheodore Roosevelt was a horrible, liberal president. He started the Progressive Party. Tough bastard though.
13 years ago at 7:16 pmThe only man ever awarded a Medal of Honor and the Nobel Peace Prize. He conquered war and peace.
13 years ago at 11:45 pmAmerica’s national park system is pretty frat.
13 years ago at 6:33 am^
13 years ago at 4:28 pmAlthough Teddy was a dirty lib, you gotta give him credit for building the Great White Fleet and making them sail around the world just to show America’s dominance.
13 years ago at 6:01 pmFought the Spanish-American War himself and showed the world the US wasn’t fuckin’ around anymore, which is ballsy as fuck. But first president to suggest universal health care. NF.
13 years ago at 2:41 pmHaving a big stick. TFM.
13 years ago at 9:32 pmThey probably based American Fact #38 solely off of “Basketball” by Bow Wow. “Werr, it sound rike basketbar is their favorite sport”
13 years ago at 5:15 pmAnyone who knows that song has to see this:
13 years ago at 6:39 pmhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
^^first thing that came to mind
13 years ago at 10:04 pmIs TKEpledge autistic?
13 years ago at 2:45 pm“Make it a 30 rack, Yao”
13 years ago at 7:20 pmThe most accurate statement in that conversation is Liu Yin’s remark that it is impossible to beat Americans.
13 years ago at 8:47 pm^
13 years ago at 10:54 am