FAIL FRIDAY: Extreme Fraternity Couponing
13 years ago

Ten real submissions, ten photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Oh your Mustang has 550 horsepower? That’s nice. I’m currently pushing 600 horsepower with all the Polo I have on. TFM.
–Florida

This is the first post I read this morning, and I’ve been in a bad mood since.

When your koozie collection is your most satisfying achievement in life so far. TFM.
-Iowa

Interview question: What are you most proud of? Answer: My koozie collection. Result: Unemployment.

Getting the convertible out of the shop. Bitches beware. TFM.
-Mississippi

Yeah, I’ll be sure to warn all the bitches.

Polo down, Ray-Bans on, Beemer cruising. Summer. TFM.
–Ohio

And now summer has been ruined with this pathetic attempt.

Never letting a game of “don’t fuck your bro” get more than halfway. TFM.
-California

Never heard of the game “don’t fuck your bro,” but it sounds like it’s packed with sexual frustration.

Purposely sitting with your left leg crossed over because it’s your better calf. TFM.
–Arkansas

Gotta show off those stems.

Hazing all the high school kids that work at your theater because you just got promoted to assistant manager. TFM.
–Arizona

Looks like you’re moving up in the world.

That awkward moment when you can’t leave the frat castle because there’s a corpse on your front door step. TFM.
–Arkansas

LOL we all know THAT awkward moment.

puking After taking a shot of cheep vodka (I drink nice stuff)-TFM.
–Washington

This guy has every known learning disability.

Ryan Seacrest. TFM.
–Arizona

Fuck this.


We call this “the brown noser.”


Doing the no pants dance. TFM.


Nice fucking sweaters.


How is this even possible? Why does he have his eyes closed?


Come on! The guy on the left isn’t even aiming into the urinal!


Long blonde hair behind the whale has me rolling.


Instagram gun safety.


Woah! Woah! Woah! One set of finger pistols per group!


Yes, it’s funny because he’s a ginger. Sue me.


Always take a picture before checking to see if he’s okay.

Extreme Couponing: Toga Party


“Now extreme couponing is just another thing for us, besides school and…work.”

And now the chasers…Miss USA Contestants:

Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders:


Love hot bitches but hate the song? Just mute the damn video.

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    6. Sorry for Chaying

      Inaugural is not an applicable word to describe a person. However, it was a nice try. Maybe next time sport.

      13 years ago at 1:43 pm
    4. TKEpledge

      And you can’t see it, but Sigep is actually on there. When you don’t haze, you are permanently on FF.

      13 years ago at 10:23 am
    6. Ky bro in Co

      ^When you pledge a bottom tier fraternity nationally, you are permanently on FF. Take a brisk jog across the interstate champ

      13 years ago at 10:27 am
    8. SoBro

      ^^^^ Pike is on there. The fat ginger’s shirt appears to read “PI KAPPA ALPHA” in Underarmour looking letters. Lace ’em up.

      13 years ago at 10:36 am
    11. LEGENwaitforitDARY

      Any picture that does not show Greek letters should always be categorized as pikes.

      13 years ago at 10:56 am
    12. jallen28

      Why the fuck would pike use fucking under armor symbols when they have the classic Nike Pike shirts? Use your fucking head dumbfuck sigeps

      13 years ago at 11:11 am
    18. Fraternity Lifestyle

      I hate Lambda Chi, but I will definitely give them props on the clever Under Armour shirt.

      13 years ago at 2:17 pm
    20. 1913ESPONDA

      TKE is actually on this list, as the dude dancing with the naked chick. that bitch is the nastiest slut and that dude is full blown retard.

      13 years ago at 10:12 am
    3. Keystone Killer

      No. We are going to speak for your entire race. You can’t swim so just leave.

      13 years ago at 10:35 am
    8. Keystone Killer

      ^^There’s skid marks leading up to the dog. Why are black people hit more by cars in the winter? Easier to spot.

      13 years ago at 3:58 pm
    6. Sucks2Suck

      GrigsbyMcBromic, awesome username. You’ve inspired me to change to BromundLawRogers (if its even available).

      13 years ago at 11:47 am
    7. Frat A Hayek

      ^Certainly an improvement from “Sucks2Suck”

      “Such an unusual name, “Latrine”. How did your family come by it”
      “We changed it in the 9th century”
      “You mean you changed your name TO “Latrine”?
      “Yeah. Used to be “Shithouse””
      “It’s a good change. That’s a good change!”

      13 years ago at 12:24 pm
  6. Pharaoh of Frats

    I couldn’t even get past that goddamned ad to watch the video. It must suck that bad, huh?

    13 years ago at 10:14 am