Not settling down with anyone because I know my future wife hasn't been born yet. TFM. Frattington__Bear13 years ago
Fraterick Southgate You should catch Fratdusky and ask if he’s down for a double-date at the preschool cafeteria sometime. 13 years ago at 2:43 pm
SperryTopRider Old enough to order a Happy Meal, old enough to be a happy meal 13 years ago at 5:13 pm
Keystone Killer Nice, I’m glad that someone else has seen that redneck documentary too. “I want my funeral to be a party. I want people to blow pot smoke in my face and snort pills off my forehead.” 13 years ago at 10:15 am
Ted Nugent is TFTC I think this is the only time I’m going to agree with someone from West Virginia. No one wants to rail a wrinkly old bitch, no matter how old you are. 13 years ago at 6:04 pm
You should catch Fratdusky and ask if he’s down for a double-date at the preschool cafeteria sometime.
13 years ago at 2:43 pm^
13 years ago at 6:20 pmOld enough to count, old enough to mount.
13 years ago at 6:28 pmGotta get em before the hair does
13 years ago at 6:30 pmOld enough to pee, old enough for me
13 years ago at 10:29 pmOld enough to walk, old enough to chase.
13 years ago at 12:56 am[Insert sex with young girl joke here]
13 years ago at 1:04 amOld enough to crawl, old enough to ball
13 years ago at 3:54 amThe younger, the tighter.
13 years ago at 10:13 amNo grass in the front, roll in the dirt out back
13 years ago at 10:25 amIf there is grass on the field, play ball.
13 years ago at 12:53 pmOld enough to order a Happy Meal, old enough to be a happy meal
13 years ago at 5:13 pmIf you’re 9 you’re fine, 10 you’re mine.
13 years ago at 12:27 amI’m sure your aunt will have a daughter soon enough
13 years ago at 2:44 pm^ This is funny because it’s West Virginia.
13 years ago at 3:05 pm^HURR HURR! YERP!
13 years ago at 6:20 pmAll of these.
13 years ago at 6:28 pmAll of this.
13 years ago at 1:29 pmAll of those.
13 years ago at 1:20 amFinally some good TFMs
13 years ago at 2:56 pmShut the fuck up PIKE!
13 years ago at 3:57 pmYEAH! SHUT UP PIKE
#LOSER
13 years ago at 4:06 pm^^ you are a disgrace to reagan you fucking loser.
13 years ago at 4:52 pmReply button, chief.
13 years ago at 5:21 amTEEEEEEK
13 years ago at 7:12 pmOnly in West Virginia
13 years ago at 4:15 pmIs your last name White?
13 years ago at 4:35 pmWild and Wonderful
13 years ago at 4:51 pmNice, I’m glad that someone else has seen that redneck documentary too. “I want my funeral to be a party. I want people to blow pot smoke in my face and snort pills off my forehead.”
13 years ago at 10:15 amAhh, west virginia.
13 years ago at 5:13 pmMarrying newborns. FaF
13 years ago at 5:35 pmMarrying for land and not love, TFTC.
13 years ago at 1:21 amI think this is the only time I’m going to agree with someone from West Virginia. No one wants to rail a wrinkly old bitch, no matter how old you are.
13 years ago at 6:04 pmPrearranged marriages. TterroristM
13 years ago at 6:43 pmHope your mom’s pregnancy goes smoothly.
13 years ago at 8:28 pm