According to PETA Eating Fish and Beating Old Women Are the Same Thing
This video is PETA’s latest attempt to make you feel guilty for liking delicious things.
That video is RIDICULOUS. I mean, seriously, c’mon. Really? What restaurant has a live fish just sitting on the cutting board like that? Absurd. A lobster I would’ve believed. I don’t know if I’m more impressed with how oblivious PETA is or how badly overacted the entire video was. By the way, whenever I see spousal abuse in a commercial I like to think it’s because the wife made her husband a frozen pizza for dinner. “WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT’S NOT DELIVERY!!!”
I’d actually like to start writing videos for PETA if I could. That’s got to be a fun brainstorm session.
Ad Director: Okay guys, we need to make a commercial that really drives home the fact that eating meat is evil. Whad’ya got?
Writer 1: I’m thinking we intercut footage of the Bataan Death March with video of a dog and a shepard herding sheep.
Ad Director: Nice, I like it. What else?
Writer 2: I thought maybe we could have a Jerry Sandusky lookalike order veal at a fancy Italian restaurant.
Ad Director: LOVE IT! Eating veal IS like molesting children. Next.
Writer 3: I don’t have anything concrete but I’m picturing drawing a comparison between like, abortion and scrambled eggs, or something. Maybe like a an abortionist named “Dr. Benedict” and something with eggs benedict. I don’t know, just spitballing.
Ad Director: No it’s cool. I like where your head’s at. Great job guys. Keep up the good work, I gotta go, I’ve got a meeting with the Jewish Defense League. They’re all pissed that we compared a cattle ranch to Dachau.
Seriously, I’d be awesome at that.
Fuck PETA.
13 years ago at 10:32 am^ This. They aint nothing but a bunch of fuckin retarded gays.
13 years ago at 10:58 amBeating your “fish” before eating it. TFM
13 years ago at 10:38 amI could be mistaken, but I do believe something was done here?
13 years ago at 10:58 amIndeed, something was done here.
13 years ago at 11:33 amRumor is African American males do not enjoy eating fish.
13 years ago at 7:34 am^ catfish?
13 years ago at 1:57 pmAmerican Americans are jealous that fish can swim.
13 years ago at 5:40 pmAfrican Americans*
I just chugged a whole bottle of bleach.
13 years ago at 5:41 pmPeople Eating Tasty Animals
13 years ago at 11:06 amthank you for that laugh, i’m going to use that from now on.
13 years ago at 1:29 pmPussies Eating Tasteless Artichoke
13 years ago at 1:58 pmA little early pledging never hurt anybody. Except for that pussy getting his ass kicked.
13 years ago at 11:12 amThey should have stuffed him in one of those lockers, little cock.
13 years ago at 11:36 amFucking pledge.
13 years ago at 6:54 pmEven though a fish lacks the ability to comprehend the fact that he is helplessly placed on a cutting board in a chef’s restaurant. But keep beating on the elderly, it’s mildly entertaining.
13 years ago at 11:41 amThe private school head honchos beating up the puss. TFM
13 years ago at 12:54 pmHe probably had gay hair
13 years ago at 11:27 pm^ *red hair
13 years ago at 1:26 amMy message for PETA and all of its supporters: http://youtu.be/YkhT0wGTBxM
13 years ago at 1:08 pmNot only is this commercial stupid, it’s actually really fucking offensive when you think about it.
Imagine telling someone who was domestically abused, “Yeah what happened to you was about as bad as eating a fish for dinner.”
Also, vegetarian chicks have tattoos and nipple piercings. I’ll give my meat to a real lady.
13 years ago at 1:43 pmGood point. I would imagine this video and its message would be highly offensive to anyone who has actually experienced any of those things. Fuck PETA
13 years ago at 5:08 pmhighlight of the video was the prep school ass kicking
13 years ago at 1:49 pm^ TromneyM
13 years ago at 1:10 amI couldn’t help but burst out laughing when the husband was yelling at his wife. He has a fucking hilarious voice.
13 years ago at 5:58 pm