Mr. Rogers Spits Truth In Viral Video
13 years ago

There’s not much to be said about this video, other than it’s fucking incredible, so I’m going to tackle each one of Mr. Rogers’ thought provoking questions head-on…

Do you know what this is?

It’s a fucking tape recorder. Don’t treat me like a simple-minded child, Rogers.

Do you ever imagine things?

I’m imagining Kate Upton’s bouncing rack as we speak.

Are they scary things?

I guess they could be intimidating.

Do you ever imagine things, things you’d like to have?

Are you fucking with me, Rogers? I just said Kate Upton’s bouncing rack.

Did you ever see a cat’s eyes in the dark and wonder what they were?

Don’t get weird on me.

Did you ever pretend about things like that before?

Things like what? Dude you’re freaking me out.

Did you ever grow anything in the garden of your mind?

Look man, if you’re high just tell me. I’ll blaze that shit up with you.

Did you ever think of the many things you’ve learned to do?

Fuck this I’m out of here.

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    1. Fratnanimous

      I’m starting to thing that you work for TFM. Every single fucking post you are first on. I hope to dear God that anyone commenting on this site has some semblance of a life which you clearly do not

      13 years ago at 4:03 pm
    2. Success

      Let’s do everyone a favor and just ignore him…do you “thing” that would be a good idea?

      13 years ago at 4:21 pm
    9. Richard Head

      Don’t get me wrong, I love country–but I would deal with the hippie fucks at Bonnaroo to see Phish any day.

      13 years ago at 5:56 pm
    10. anon7472974648

      ^Hell yeah. Wading in the Velvet Sea is one of the greatest songs of all time.

      13 years ago at 5:59 pm
    11. Whiskey and Butt Pee

      ^You Enjoy Myself at Madison Square Garden New Years ’95 is far superior.

      13 years ago at 8:33 am
    12. Richard Head

      My personal favorite is either The Lizards from the Clifford Ball or Crossroads from Madison Square in ’97. But both of those are badass and I’m glad to see some Phish fans on here.

      13 years ago at 10:02 am
  5. Fratty McGillicutty

    So you decided to post this…do I have to be on bath salts to get this?…what the fuck is this shit? Go fucking play in traffic.

    13 years ago at 4:07 pm
  9. Davy Crockett

    You know what would be cool? If we had a column every week where we ask the intern questions and he answers them.

    13 years ago at 4:54 pm
    1. Fraternity Lifestyle

      Would be cool. I think they had something like that, and it was great, but it hasn’t been continued due to Bac… TFM Intern’s sloppiness.

      13 years ago at 8:35 pm
    2. Rutherford B_Haze

      I remember when we used to get those columns every other week, and then once in between.

      13 years ago at 8:56 pm
    6. Tallapoosa Snu

      ^ you are a damn raging retard. I sincerely hope you were being sarcastic, but I think you weren’t. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. Maybe you’re new here, but “something was done there”.

      13 years ago at 12:53 pm
    7. Whiskey and Butt Pee

      ^I sincerely hope you were pointing wrong, that young fella up there was completely correct on his math.

      13 years ago at 8:35 am
    8. howboutit

      Tallapoosa Snu, let me break it down for ya. He said it happened every 168 hours, then the guy under said 1 week. I clearly made it easy for the troll to understand that these two intervals of time are one and the same. Allow me: 1 day = 24 hours. 1 week = 7 days. 7 x 24 = 168. 168 = 1 week in hours. In conclusion, your dad should have pulled out, junior.

      13 years ago at 8:53 am
    9. TheFrattersonEpisode

      To howaboutit: First let me state that I appreciate the fact that you said “one and the same,” as opposed to “one in the same.” I appreciate correct English, and loathe with the deepest part of my soul GDI English. However, you failed to understand that captain insano was employing sarcasm when he stated that said columns were posted once a week, not once every 168 hours. Anyone who does not understand that 168 hours is the same as one week is not of the intelligence to be in a fraternity, and thus should not be recognized as a person. Cpt. insano clearly did something there. As for Tallapoosa, I concur with your evaluation.

      Godspeed, and may your future endeavors be more successful,
      TheFrattersonEpisode

      13 years ago at 10:20 am
    10. Tallapoosa Snu

      I was agreeing that his math was in fact correct, and the people above him were being humorous by “disagreeing” while actually making the same statement. Because he didn’t pick up that trend, and the obvious attempt at humor by the previous posters, I felt that he was in fact the unintelligent one for not understanding that these gentlemen were simply trying to be humorous, not serious.

      13 years ago at 12:43 pm