Hitting on a girl in the grocery store while holding your girlfriend's birthday card and balloon. TFM.

    1. FrattyNatty1897

      I would like to point out that this is one of the few recent posts that was not tainted with FIRSTpostOX’s “FIRST” comment. Happy times.

      13 years ago at 9:59 am
    2. only costa

      Fuck you high school. Lokos are about as cool as sucking yourself off while listening to russian country music.

      13 years ago at 12:21 pm
    3. southerncostas

      I’m actually very curious as to what russian country music would sound like. I left the “r” in russia” lowercase because I have no respect for russians.

      13 years ago at 1:33 pm
    4. southerncostas

      And anyone else who is not a white land owning Christian American. God bless this great country.

      13 years ago at 1:36 pm
  1. Pee Buttermore

    Hitting on a girl in the grocery store while holding your girlfriends purse TGTC TFTC

    13 years ago at 8:55 pm
    1. FratterNation

      I have no doubt that account is actually Chipper Jones. Way TFTC about staying anonymous.

      13 years ago at 3:46 pm
    1. Chipper_Jones

      I’m one of the best of all time going from both sides of the plate. Me first.

      13 years ago at 11:05 pm
    2. Frattington__Bear

      I hear only steers and queers come from Texas but you don’t look much like a steer to me.

      13 years ago at 11:26 pm
    3. squirrelsgonewild

      Hey Frattington Fuck Ass, NOT A DYKE. I like taking a dick in the vagina almost as much as you like taking one in the ass. Hope you choke on the next dick you suck for fucking coke.

      13 years ago at 11:48 pm
    4. Rutherford B_Haze

      Yeah, bringing your girlfriend to the TFM comment section is like bringing her to the golf course. You just don’t do it.

      13 years ago at 11:53 am
    5. Cpl to KS

      I don’t give a damn what she does as long as she still makes delicious sandwiches and she is damn good at golf plus always brings her sandwich cooler

      13 years ago at 12:37 pm
  2. nKa4life

    “Oh don’t worry my friend sent me to get this for his girlfriend. He said I’m just good with words”

    13 years ago at 10:18 pm