“I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I’ll be watching you.”
Private Pyle I’m gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-****ing-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-**** you! ONE! TWO! THREE
FIRST
13 years ago at 10:56 amGood job.
13 years ago at 11:05 amFIRSTpostOX, DO YOU SUCK DICKS?
13 years ago at 11:20 am^this
13 years ago at 11:44 amBullshit. I bet you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
13 years ago at 1:40 pmLAST
13 years ago at 9:38 am^I’m afraid not.
13 years ago at 10:09 amWhoever gave FIRSTpostOX and LASTpostOX bids probably hangs his head in shame every time he reads one of their posts.
13 years ago at 7:43 pmTexas? Only steers and queers come from Texas and I don’t see any horns so that kinda narrows it down now don’t it.
13 years ago at 12:03 pmIt looks like the best part of you ran down your Momma’s asscrack and became a brown stain on the mattress.
13 years ago at 3:37 pm“Only two things come from Texas, steers and queers and I don’t see any horns.”
13 years ago at 12:08 pmWay to fuck it up, champ. Take a few laps.
13 years ago at 12:10 pmBeing a stickler and trying way tooo hard, NF.
13 years ago at 12:13 pmTFM was started by guys who went to UT. The headquarters are in Austin Texas. Your a genius
13 years ago at 12:26 pm^ so are you
13 years ago at 12:37 pmBy definition, a quotation is meant to be precise.
13 years ago at 1:11 pm“Doubleshotmakers” calling someone a try hard is a little ironic.
13 years ago at 1:53 pmLippers, unless and until you know the difference between “your” and “you’re”, please refrain from criticizing others’ intelligence.
13 years ago at 1:54 pmEVERYBODY LOVE EVERYBODY
13 years ago at 6:05 pm*Lets schlong hang out accompanied by rubbery sounds* everybody love me!
13 years ago at 6:07 pm^^http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0spFY1I2NQ
13 years ago at 12:24 am^^^^^^^^ You’re* a genius.
13 years ago at 12:05 pmI thought Everybody Loved Raymond
13 years ago at 7:45 pm“You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human fucking beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit!”
13 years ago at 12:52 pm“I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I’ll be watching you.”
13 years ago at 1:47 pmTSanduskyM
13 years ago at 9:03 pm^this
13 years ago at 8:58 pmThe fucking great thing about this part is that it wasn’t scripted.
13 years ago at 2:28 pmIt was just R. Lee Ermey being a hardass Marine drill instructor.
13 years ago at 3:16 pmHazing your pledges so hard that they kill you then commit suicide. TFTC?
13 years ago at 3:28 pmthis^
13 years ago at 4:17 pm^^ that
13 years ago at 6:50 pm^Those^^
13 years ago at 10:20 pm^^^these
13 years ago at 6:40 amThe fuck >>
13 years ago at 7:47 amHaha best part of the movie sir.
13 years ago at 12:51 pmNice glasses jizz mop
13 years ago at 4:28 pmPrivate Pyle I’m gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-****ing-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-**** you! ONE! TWO! THREE
13 years ago at 5:55 pmThanks for refraining from vulgarity, fuckface.
13 years ago at 10:02 pmthank you for not saying the fuck word i could have been scarred
13 years ago at 4:26 amImprovising. TFM
13 years ago at 7:38 pmyes
13 years ago at 4:31 pmI don’t like the name Lawerence, only fa.gg.ots and sailors are called Lawerence!
13 years ago at 8:00 pm