Carly Rae Jepsen Has a New Single Out… Yes We’re Counting That as News
It’s no “Call Me Maybe” but Crae-Jay just sang her way into my heart again. Say whatever you want about me, I DON’T CARE! I’ll just listen to this song and go to a happy place. Could do without the Owl City shit though…
First +1
12 years ago at 3:42 pmI’m always down for a song that makes good use of fine synthesizer playing. He’s no Jordan Rudess or Kevin Moore but it’s not bad. Could have used a few shred/space keytar solos.
12 years ago at 4:22 pm^LOL I get it, he’s making pike look bad so its supposed to be funny!1!1
12 years ago at 5:15 pmSo what’s a TKE’s favorite instrument? The recorder played out of a small child’s butt?
12 years ago at 6:19 pmthe skin flute
12 years ago at 10:44 amBacon, you say Cray-Jay one more fucking time, and I will get in my car and drive to your office, walk in, casually introduce myself, and kick you in the ballsack.
12 years ago at 3:56 pm^
12 years ago at 8:12 pm^ +1
Shred Dorn’s face up for me.
12 years ago at 8:12 pmNaw, Dorn’s too pretty. I’d just massacre Bacons balls then maybe put LSD in the coffee to see what happens.
12 years ago at 10:25 pmVideo please
12 years ago at 6:57 amI tried to listen. I visualized Bacon singing and dancing to the song. It was painful. I stopped listening.
12 years ago at 4:00 pmSame, then dorm walked in, there was an awkward pause, and he joined in.
12 years ago at 7:37 am^ you would like that, queer boy
12 years ago at 10:26 am^That really was a cool story
12 years ago at 1:55 pmHonestly, with a little tan, she’d be slammable.
12 years ago at 4:02 pmHer hipster features make for a slight beer handicap as well, however she does have great potential for copious amounts of butt peeing.
12 years ago at 4:08 pm^Nailed it
12 years ago at 12:57 amOwl city doesn’t seem like he has the mental capacity to do any kind of partying. His keyboard skills are notable and his voice has a timbre reminiscent of a well lubed wiener entering a bee hive but let’s just let him sit at his keyboard with his jar of fireflies and full diaper. He doesn’t need to sing. All that just to say, it’s a good sound but given the theme of his other song, he seems out of place.
12 years ago at 4:07 pmPlease go on.
12 years ago at 10:06 amShe sounds like she has peanut butter stuck to the roof of her mouth. And who is she have a “good time” with at the end… A bunch of 9 year old sandusky victims? Fuck you Bacon. #teamsasha
12 years ago at 4:21 pmWhat. The fuck.
I would love to know how this is any kind of “frat news.”
Please let me know at the earliest convenience.
12 years ago at 9:59 pmAlso where the fuck is Fail Friday. It’s 12:02.
12 years ago at 10:00 pm^
12 years ago at 10:05 pmCarly RAGEpsen
12 years ago at 10:24 pm^
12 years ago at 9:25 pmThat’s great. Now kindly go jump on a set bear trap.
12 years ago at 9:06 am^ This guy
12 years ago at 10:11 amI second that notion. All those in favor?