BREAKING: Jerry Sandusky Guilty on 45 of 48 Counts

Jerry Sandusky, former Penn State assistant football coach and now convicted child molester, is probably going to jail for a long, long time. From the Huffington Post:

Sandusky was convicted of 45 of 48 criminal counts related to the alleged assault of 10 boys over a 15-year period.

Prosecutors said Sandusky was a “predatory pedophile” and a “sick, disturbed man,” who targeted “the most vulnerable kids, kids in need.”

Sentencing has yet to take place but it’s doubtful Jerry Sandusky will live to see freedom.

  1. Hail to the Purple

    I hope he lives into his late 90’s, in general population, where he pays for his crimes every single day.

    12 years ago at 8:37 pm
  2. BaltimoreMD

    The Commonwealth of Pennsylvania should quit wasting time and send Sandusky straight to hell immediately.

    12 years ago at 8:39 pm
    1. Boston BroSox

      They should have waited to announce the verdict in the morning to allow him to have done it himself.

      12 years ago at 5:43 pm
  3. Isaac_TFM_Jordan

    Various online reports had the maximum sentence as something like 442 years. I say he dies of a stroke mid-buttrape within 4 months.

    12 years ago at 8:45 pm
  4. Rob Fox

    This guy’s butthole is gonna be stretched out worse than the series run of The Office

    12 years ago at 8:46 pm
    1. JamesTBraxton III

      He’ll be in there long enough to get raped a few times then another inmate will off him. Being cell mates with Fleece Johnson would be a fair punishment.

      12 years ago at 11:42 am