Sandusky Serenaded in the Slammer
Ever since Sandusky was found guilty on 45 of the 52 counts brought before him, he’s been awaiting sentencing in a jail cell. While I’m sure he’s been receiving plenty of hate mail/death threats, he’s also received the warmest of all welcomes from his fellow inmates, in the form of a serenade.
A former inmate told The Daily that, since his first night in lock up, Sandusky’s fellow jail birds have turned into song birds, mercilessly taunting him by singing “Hey teacher, leave those kids alone!” That is of course a line from Pink Floyd’s Another Brick in the Wall, Part 2. Apparently, the chanting lasted hours into the night, and day after day.
I will never again condone the actions of convicts, especially when I’m technically paying their rent, but I actually applaud the inmates. The former Nittany Lion deserves everything he has coming to him, including the possible 442 years he could have to serve. Even if he is able to get an appeal (extremely unlikely), I don’t think Sandusky stands a chance of making it 5 years in the big house without being seriously assaulted. Even convicted murderers hate child molesters.
I’m always going to maintain there’s a special place in hell for people who hurt children, but I think there’s one that’s even worse for people who hurt children after deliberately exploiting children at a disadvantage, which is how Sandusy utilized his “charity” for underprivileged boys.
Enjoy getting hazed daily during your time in prison, Jerry. And enjoy getting hazed for the rest of eternity by Satan after that.
- [via The Daily]
Someone should bail this man out.
13 years ago at 1:12 pmFree Tickle Monster!
13 years ago at 1:31 pmkill yourselves.
13 years ago at 2:22 pmThis would be just as bad… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItAzJD0o9NQ
13 years ago at 8:45 pm2nd to last paragraph, its Sandusky. Fix it. Now.
13 years ago at 1:39 pmAnd wasn’t it 48 charges? Not 52
13 years ago at 2:13 pmOriginally 52, but four were dropped. So yes, 45 out of 48. Fuck Pearls Hilton.
13 years ago at 3:52 pmDid you mean to say “…it’s Sandusky”, or were you attempting to post a comment in such a way as to reflect your name?
13 years ago at 5:41 pmHe’ll be bent over and fucked in the ass by a big black guy in no time. Justice will be done
13 years ago at 2:35 pmGoing on a felonious crime spree so you can be sent to the same jail as Sandusky just so you can haze him yourself. TFM.
13 years ago at 2:59 pmThey’ll be singing Sublime’s “Date Rape” next
13 years ago at 3:12 pmbut the guards paid no attention…
13 years ago at 7:53 pmSeriously assaulted in 5 years? You ever watched some of these prison shows… I doubt he’ll make 5 hours.
13 years ago at 4:03 pmSandusky is more fucked than our pledges next semester.
13 years ago at 4:34 pmdidn’t think that could be possible, but yeah it’s true…
13 years ago at 10:52 pmI wonder if the guy who eventually Sanduskies Sandusky will be as famous…
13 years ago at 5:42 pmWe’ll find out who it is and send him a certificate of appreciation.
13 years ago at 6:20 pmI think the prisoners are just gonna fuck with him and then really beat his ass when he goes to the shower. Irony at its finest.
13 years ago at 7:54 pmI hope they are extra creative with the various methods of sodomy they put him through. Honestly I wouldn’t be surprised if he went ahead and hung himself rather than have his asshole ripped apart.
13 years ago at 5:53 pm