Taking dick is one of my greatest abilities but alas, I am a straight man. What a cruel world it is that it would give me an ability that I can not use. I have so much potential but no way to fulfill it. I have tried letting girls use strap ons but I’m not gay so I’m not into it (even if it has gone into me). It’s like being the world’s best beer chugger but only liking to drink Smirnoff Ice Original.
Splish splash I was taking a bath
13 years ago at 9:23 amBut did it chill?
13 years ago at 10:57 amI got my ring, bitches.
13 years ago at 9:48 amYour history Month is still the shortest month of the year.
13 years ago at 10:00 am^
13 years ago at 10:05 am^
13 years ago at 11:34 am^^^
13 years ago at 11:34 amWow. This website is going downhill faster than a no-legged Ethiopian chasing a rolling donut.
13 years ago at 10:02 amBest fucking comment ever.
13 years ago at 10:27 amHe forget to include larry the cable guy in his list of citations
13 years ago at 11:10 am^
13 years ago at 11:49 amI chuckled and peed a little!
13 years ago at 12:04 pmTugboat for ants?
13 years ago at 11:37 am^
13 years ago at 2:11 pm^^
13 years ago at 4:50 pmI don’t believe you one bit Mr. Conservatits. Pictures or it didn’t happen, bro beans.
13 years ago at 12:07 pmToo bad tugboats actually push…
13 years ago at 4:19 pmAnd one would not “sail” them
13 years ago at 5:20 pm^If you’re actually that dumb could you do this country a favor and never procreate? It clearly says “sailed by” as in “sailed past” fuckwit
13 years ago at 5:51 pmSomething was done here.
13 years ago at 6:48 pmJust ‘sailed’ a bi dude named McCoy. I didn’t pull… out. TFM.
13 years ago at 6:49 pmThat’s real messed up man. You need some help.
13 years ago at 7:56 pm^^ Apparently, the Chili’s Guy is a raging homo? Who knew?
13 years ago at 7:57 pmJust accept him for who he is. Gay men are still gentlemen. We dominate rush simply because we are willing to accept them for who they truly are.
13 years ago at 7:57 pm^^ You guys take a joke as well as I’d imagine you’d take a dick. (Hint: Poorly.)
13 years ago at 10:20 pmTaking dick is one of my greatest abilities but alas, I am a straight man. What a cruel world it is that it would give me an ability that I can not use. I have so much potential but no way to fulfill it. I have tried letting girls use strap ons but I’m not gay so I’m not into it (even if it has gone into me). It’s like being the world’s best beer chugger but only liking to drink Smirnoff Ice Original.
13 years ago at 9:57 amMCCOY!!!!!
13 years ago at 8:24 pmMCCOY DERKADERKD MY BAKAAAAHHH!!!
13 years ago at 11:03 pm^I laughed
13 years ago at 8:39 am