The only thing you add to scotch is the same water that it was made with to enhance the natural aromas that come from a good scotch whiskey. Since this is difficult to do unless you’re a connoisseur, it’s preferred method of consumption is neat.
How the fuck does water ruin the taste?
Yes, FaFlorida, the same water from which the scotch was made is obviously preferable, but unless you’re drinking 20+ year aged scotch regularly (which, despite the claims, almost no one on this site actually does), any water (or ice) does just fine. Maybe it’s a personal preference, but I like whiskey with ice more than whiskey without ice and that’s not gonna change.
The noise your sperrys make after you hit a terrible drive on the par 3 at your daddy’s country club while smoking cigars and checking TFM.com app on your phone (It’s available for androids now, ENHANCE YOUR MORNING DUMP AND BUY IT FUCKFACE) all at the same time while slamming hookers and doing cocaine with a fat fucking lip in. TFM.
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14 years ago at 1:54 pm^
14 years ago at 2:03 pm^this fuckin guy
14 years ago at 4:15 pm^This Jordan Standard
14 years ago at 4:22 pm^This fuckin pledge
14 years ago at 11:45 pm^This bounty hunter
14 years ago at 10:39 am^ Touche’
14 years ago at 12:25 amI got my ring, bitches.
14 years ago at 1:56 pmyay
14 years ago at 2:01 pm^^ Dude…
^Awesome name
14 years ago at 11:46 pmWhy the fuck are you adding ice to your scotch? Grow a pair and drink it neat like any respectable man would.
14 years ago at 2:12 pmYou’re a fucking idiot. When you add water to a good scotch, the smell becomes far stronger. Also, I like my whiskey cold.
14 years ago at 4:21 pm^ cool, it smells stronger to make you look like a hardass but ruins the taste.
14 years ago at 4:23 pm^Exactly what I wanted to say. Man, I lvoe this guy
14 years ago at 4:46 pmI’m sure brostock likes his johnnie walker red and dewar’s ice cold.
14 years ago at 6:33 pmThe only thing you add to scotch is the same water that it was made with to enhance the natural aromas that come from a good scotch whiskey. Since this is difficult to do unless you’re a connoisseur, it’s preferred method of consumption is neat.
14 years ago at 10:46 pm^*its. Besides that, this.
14 years ago at 2:42 pmHow the fuck does water ruin the taste?
14 years ago at 4:45 amYes, FaFlorida, the same water from which the scotch was made is obviously preferable, but unless you’re drinking 20+ year aged scotch regularly (which, despite the claims, almost no one on this site actually does), any water (or ice) does just fine. Maybe it’s a personal preference, but I like whiskey with ice more than whiskey without ice and that’s not gonna change.
On the rocks. NF. Neat. TFM
14 years ago at 2:22 pmThat’s exactly what I was going to write. They make whiskey rocks for a reason, asshat.
14 years ago at 4:40 pmAsshat.. My new favorite insult.
14 years ago at 5:35 pmShould be silent as there should be no ice in that beverage.
14 years ago at 2:59 pmIf one must drink their scotch cold, one puts only one cube in their scotch to help cut the burn.
14 years ago at 4:29 pmWho said that, F Scott Fitzgerald?
14 years ago at 7:08 pma 3cm cubic scotch rock made with the same water the distillery uses I hope
14 years ago at 9:21 amDrink sum henny pu$$ys
14 years ago at 8:04 pmThis is not a fucking TFM, it’s a sound. Whoever keeps approving this bullshit needs to hit the unemployment line…
14 years ago at 8:45 pmThe noise your sperrys make after you hit a terrible drive on the par 3 at your daddy’s country club while smoking cigars and checking TFM.com app on your phone (It’s available for androids now, ENHANCE YOUR MORNING DUMP AND BUY IT FUCKFACE) all at the same time while slamming hookers and doing cocaine with a fat fucking lip in. TFM.
14 years ago at 11:44 pmI just came, shat, puked, and exploded. Relevance? Steaks.
14 years ago at 11:50 pmYou should not be golfing with sperrys on.
14 years ago at 1:24 pmSHUT THE FUCK UP TRY HARD IT INCREASES YOUR STANCE
14 years ago at 12:06 am