Erin Andrews Leaves ESPN

Dillon Cheverere12 years ago

Erin Andrews is no different from a lot of women, really. She had a great thing going with ESPN, a long, mutually beneficial, happy relationship. But right when something better comes along (read: more money), it’s Splitsville. Her last day with ESPN will be June 30, as she has found a Foxier new mate who is willing to spoil her a little bit more.

Andrews’ contract with ESPN expires on Saturday, and although still unconfirmed, she appears to be headed to Fox Sports in a similar role.

It’s a bad day for ESPN, a sad day for sports, and an abysmal day for college football fans. Everyone’s favorite microphone-wielding buxom blonde will no longer make shithole Thursday night games watchable. They have to replace her with another attractive blonde, right? And don’t come at with this Jenn Brown business. Her five-head shouldn’t appear anywhere near a high definition television screen. If I had a say in it, I’d nominate Samantha Steele. She already works for ESPN, so all she needs is a promotion.

I’ll miss you, EA.

• [via USA Today]