Never crying over spilled milk because I knew it would be cleaned up promptly. TFM.

    1. TKEisTheBest

      ^ I don’t. Join a non-hazing fraternity and actually feel like a man in pledgeship.

      14 years ago at 3:10 pm
  1. truenorthfratdaddy

    I don’t think children cry due to a delay in the milk-cleaning process

    14 years ago at 1:32 pm
    1. TKEisTheBest

      ^^ Go strangle yourself and pour LSD into your eyes. And then cut yourself. And maybe shove a bottle rocket in your ass until it gets nice and bloody.

      14 years ago at 3:12 pm
    1. TKEisTheBest

      Play a guitar. Then snap it in half and shove it up your ass. Slowly lick the blood on the ground that drips out. Grind up and down on the guitar, driving it up into your lower intestine. Then pull the bloody half out, and punch it into the head of your dick repeatedly. Eat any substance that falls out.

      14 years ago at 3:18 pm
  2. MayCauseFratulence

    I live that they take credit cards and have free shipping. Great site bud!

    14 years ago at 8:03 pm