Put your car in neutral, then sit behind it and watch it slowly roll over you. Then, eat the blood pouring from your stomach. Should taste bitter and salty. Then punch yourself into the dick until you have a nice boner. Then get behind the rolling car again, and let it roll over it. Eat the jizz that squeezes out.
Drinking responsibly and tipping the waitstaff well afterwards, because they work long hours for minimal pay and deserve to be appropriately compensated for enhancing your dining experience. RFM.
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14 years ago at 12:47 pm/ Go fist yourself.
14 years ago at 1:17 pmPut your car in neutral, then sit behind it and watch it slowly roll over you. Then, eat the blood pouring from your stomach. Should taste bitter and salty. Then punch yourself into the dick until you have a nice boner. Then get behind the rolling car again, and let it roll over it. Eat the jizz that squeezes out.
14 years ago at 3:15 pmboth literal and metaphoric definitions apply
14 years ago at 3:20 pm^^^^ NF. Drinking yourself on top of the table. TFM.
14 years ago at 4:48 pm^Nothing was done here.
14 years ago at 9:28 amTrolling. NF.
14 years ago at 5:08 pmDrinking yourself into her asshole. RFM.
14 years ago at 6:51 pmGetting an OTPHJ under the table, FaF.
14 years ago at 8:11 pmThe fuck is wrong with these comments?
14 years ago at 8:47 pmDrinking responsibly and tipping the waitstaff well afterwards, because they work long hours for minimal pay and deserve to be appropriately compensated for enhancing your dining experience. RFM.
14 years ago at 8:51 pm