American Icons: Scott Disick
In our latest edition of AI, we’re profiling a young man who thrust himself into the American spotlight with his outrageous antics, his domineering demeanor, his utter disregard for a dollar, and most notably, his almost over-the-top dapper sense of style. He vacations in the Hamptons, works deals in New York City, and raises the continent’s sharpest dressed 2-year-old on the West Coast. He’s Scott Disick, and he’s an American Icon.
Disick found fame from reality television and his relationship with a Kardashian. This was merely a “foot in the door” scenario though, because when America caught a peek at the man behind the power slick and the yachting-meets-business attire, he stole the show. Throw in his son who looks to not just approach, but trump Dad’s sense of style and dominance acumen, and Disick is shoo-in for legendary status. He has his dissenters, however. They point to and shudder at a quality of his that I actually admire, and that’s his pompous, arrogant point of view on life. And some will claim Disick’s name is well-known because of the Kardashian family. “He wouldn’t have his fame and fortune without Kourtney Kardashian,” they say. Nonsense. First of all, he comes from an affluent background. More importantly, though, his multiple business endeavors have proven to be fruitful. And back to the point of his arrogance, he’ll tell you about his business prowess.
“You need to understand. I may be a douche to some people, but I actually do run companies. I make a lot of money, and I’m more than capable of supporting myself. I run multiple companies.” – Scott Disick
On April 23, 2012, he celebrated the opening of his new restaurant, RYU, in New York City.
The Piano
One sunny afternoon in New York City, Disick was strolling along the streets donning a suit that a modern day Bear Bryant would be proud of, engaging in casual conversation when something caught his keenly-attuned eye for all things wealthy. It was a $1.5 million Steinway & Sons grand piano, a piano designed to appeal to a man of sophisticated taste. It worked. Disick walked inside, chummed it up with the sales rep, and 5 minutes later became a proud owner. He didn’t go with the piece from the window, but he did purchase a baby grand Steinway piano, and he did it on a whim. “Put it on the black card,” Disick said. And she did. The last impulse buy I made was a $120 Tommy Bahama retirement fratter button-down I saw after leaving a Vegas casino at 2:00 in the morning, and I woke up with buyer’s remorse. To further illustrate the nonchalant nature of this impulse purchase, Scott has no idea how to play a piano, and apparently has no intention of learning either.
This next moment in Disick’s journey to icon status, and notch in his thousand-dollar belt, is one he is not proud of. To set the scene, one must understand that Scott has a borderline unhealthy admiration for alcohol, and he has a strong case of drunk asshole disorder. Scott, along with the entire Kardashian family, was in Vegas dining at an upscale restaurant. Disick was cut off at the request of his girlfriend’s mother after partaking a little too much in America’s other favorite pastime. Infuriated, he approached his flamboyant server in an attempt to turn the alcohol meter back on, if you will. Facing resistance from the waiter, who was unfortunately put in a lose-lose situation, Disick shoves a $100 bill in his mouth in an overt display of supremacy. The scene quickly turned chaotic and the episode eventually led to Scott’s decision to take a break from the sauce. I’m happy to report he jumped off the wagon, though. As regretful as the action was for Disick, it revealed his nature as an alpha, an alpha who expects things his way.
The most defining aspect of Disick’s personality and rightful place as an American icon is the manner in which he presents himself. From the slickback to his loud, colorful suits, to his casual yachting, sweater-over-the-shoulder get-ups, to his strolling cane, he epitomizes the antithesis to the repulsive styles of the modern generation. Luckily, he’s passing the torch on to his son, and we will have the honor of witnessing the Disick legacy live on for years to come.
American Icons 2030: Mason Disick
Fuck you.
12 years ago at 10:54 am^Seriously fuck you Dorn quit watching the Kardashians and go take a lap
12 years ago at 11:02 amNew episode this weekend. I expect you to be watching it LId3.
12 years ago at 12:22 pmNot to mention he’s banging the hottest Kardashian sister. Disick is a legend.
12 years ago at 11:05 amShe’s easily the hottest and has good taste in men. Her sister seems to have had more black dick in her than a urinal at the Apollo.
12 years ago at 11:08 amThe best thing anyone at ESPN has ever done is this quote…
“The Red Sox blow a 9 run lead. And by Red Sox I don’t mean Kim Kardashian. And by 9 run lead I don’t mean any black guy with money.”
12 years ago at 11:40 am^When did this happen?
12 years ago at 12:57 pm^^This didn’t happen.
12 years ago at 1:09 pmbut you can imagine what it would be like if they did……
12 years ago at 12:17 pmGotta agree. Say that I’m a pussy if you must but I watch the Kardashians with my fiancé and Scott is the only redeeming aspect of the show.
12 years ago at 11:05 amMust be a Pike
12 years ago at 11:10 amHow’d you know?!
12 years ago at 11:12 amThis is a massive stretch.
12 years ago at 11:06 amAgreed. But as a stand alone guy he is FaF
12 years ago at 11:09 amHe’s simply too obsessed with feeling wealthy. Buying a piano just because you like it is one thing, but buying it because you want to appear wealthy is another. And a Stein no less. Steinways are works of art, and using one as a veritable paperweight is blasphemy.
12 years ago at 10:27 amHe is the definition of TFTC.
12 years ago at 11:07 amExecutive status for life.
12 years ago at 12:36 pm” what’s that smell in here, wealth?” haha what a guy
12 years ago at 11:07 am“Put it on the black card.” Scotty, you magnificent bastard.
12 years ago at 5:51 amIf you don’t agree, you’re a tryhard.
12 years ago at 11:14 amI agree
12 years ago at 11:57 am^still a try hard
12 years ago at 2:10 pm^Got ’em
12 years ago at 5:47 amjust saying the initial comment is trying hard
12 years ago at 12:04 amThis is the most pathetic thing I’ve ever began to read. Nothing justifies watching a woman’s reality television show.
12 years ago at 11:14 amBut what the really sad thing about this article is that all of you sophomore try hards are going to actually go and watch this show and make inside jokes with your other little try hard friends. Next, another try hard is going to make a TFM account followed by an anonymous twitter account in attempt to get some attention from the other cult of TFM twitter users.
All of you self-proclaimed “Southern Gents” and “Southern Belles” (or whatever other cliche twitter bio you can come up with) need to get off of your ass and actually go out and drink a fucking beer instead of tweeting about it.
Fuck.
I like you. You’re crazy, but I like you.
12 years ago at 11:17 amYour what hurts? Did you say vagina? Because to write such a piece, you must have a fucking beaver.
12 years ago at 11:23 amWant a shovel?
12 years ago at 11:29 amfor the clumps of sand in your vagina?
12 years ago at 11:29 amYou’re trying too hard to not be a try-hard, thus making yourself into a try-hard. Calm down there sir and give less fucks.
12 years ago at 11:35 amWell, I’m gonna start washing the Kardashians now so I can be frat
12 years ago at 11:48 am^ You’re going to wash them? Good luck to you chief, because you will catch all sorts of diseases from direct contact.
12 years ago at 12:14 pmShooter, I think all your fucks are showing. That being said, I also give plenty of fucks, but only when those fucks are fucking Dorn’s face.
12 years ago at 12:30 pmJesus Shooter, go to class. Your grammar is atrocious.
12 years ago at 12:55 pmFollow me on twatter @southerngentlemanbowtiewearingfuckclassof2020AlabamaWarEagle
12 years ago at 12:56 pm^^^^^^^^^^^I’m going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you
12 years ago at 12:58 pmSomeone took and addy
12 years ago at 8:50 amWait, if you are calling him out for giving a fuck does that not mean that you are, in fact, giving a fuck that he is giving a fuck? And if that is true, then am I not giving a fuck that you are giving a fuck that he is giving a fuck? And if it is true that we should give zero fucks, then what does that say about our ancestors who, in fact, gave a fuck and made this country what it is today? Well gents, you can say what you want about this article, but I am not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America.
12 years ago at 9:48 am^the fuck?
12 years ago at 11:19 pm^^ animal house reference ^ fuckin idiot
12 years ago at 11:55 pm^^^This guy gets it
12 years ago at 6:13 pm^^^^^^TFullMetalJacketM
12 years ago at 5:49 am^Possibly. More than likely Step Brothers, though.
12 years ago at 8:48 amWanna know who tried hard? George Washington. We Americans all try hard relative to all the other gutterslut nations, and that’s why we beat the living shit out of them at near everything that matters when push comes to shove.
12 years ago at 1:43 pmSaw him walking on the streets on NYC…He gives 0 fucks
12 years ago at 11:14 amBy zero fucks, do you mean he gave zero dollars to your homeless ass?
12 years ago at 11:18 amHe’s on fire today, ladies and gentlemen!
12 years ago at 11:45 amNo shooter, Zero fucks as in the amount of fucks people on this site give about your distorted hick opinion of greek life and this fine website.
12 years ago at 1:15 pmWhatever you say, hobo.
12 years ago at 2:12 pmShooter wipes his ass with mayonnaise.
12 years ago at 2:48 pmThe North wins again
12 years ago at 2:53 pmWhy would I waste good mayonnaise like that? I’m sure the North is a great place to be in a fraternity… If you’re black.
12 years ago at 6:57 amshooter eats pieces of shit for breakfast
12 years ago at 2:32 pmThe north wins again? hahaha I’m stealing that, next time I say something in an argument I’m going to follow it with South Will Rise Again. That’ll show the little bastards who won that argument!
12 years ago at 4:07 pm^^^ fuck you Shooter where’s your gold jacket?
12 years ago at 10:17 pmShooter is a redneck
12 years ago at 3:17 amButtoning both buttons on your suit while sitting down, NF.
12 years ago at 11:19 amShut the FUCK up
12 years ago at 11:31 am^^ Having enough money to give zero fucks about standard rules and protocols of dress. FaF.
12 years ago at 12:19 pmJust because you have money doesn’t mean you can be trash. Not following the rules and protocols of dress is rarely seen in a positive light; this, unfortunately for Mr. Disick and all the people here who want to suck his dick, is not one of the instances where it is.
12 years ago at 3:09 pmGotta agree with Southern boy. Buttoning the bottom button makes you look like a stupid fuck who has never worn a suit before no matter who you are.
12 years ago at 3:58 pm