ESPN Homerun Derby Poll Left Open, People are Smart Asses
One of the great things about the internet is it gives everyone a platform to try and be funny, and Facebook has become an unlimited resource for humor.
ESPN recently launched a poll on Facebook asking who would take home the Home Run Derby title tonight. The issue with the poll is they allowed write-ins, which was seemingly an oversight. But if the American people had it their way, and the democracy in which they abide by would suggest they usually do, the derby would be one hell of a contest.
NBA superstar Brian Scalabrine is a legitimate contender coming in at the 11 spot. Not to be outdone though, look for dark horses Herp Derpson, Mitt Romney, Josef Stalin, Nic Cage, Major League‘s Pedro Ceranno, some guy named Bob, and of course, Ask a Mexican.
See the full poll results here:
[via Deadspin]
well y’all just proved you’re idiots and try hards. Josh Hamilton isn’t init.
12 years ago at 10:13 amYou don’t read much, do you?
12 years ago at 10:16 amLynchem – laps.
12 years ago at 11:00 amBill Brasky didn’t make the list and Chipper isn’t in the top 10. Must’ve been a buncha queers that voted.
12 years ago at 1:00 pmI kan reed just fin. However he is listed with actual participants and has a large number of votes. Pretty sad you fuckin nerds.
12 years ago at 1:25 pmwhy have you stopped running?
12 years ago at 4:29 pmPretty sure Stalin tore his acl last week, so the guy whoever entered him is an idiot.
12 years ago at 10:16 am“This guy here’s dead.”
12 years ago at 10:17 amCross him off then
12 years ago at 10:42 amHey man, Blue’s dead. He passed away two weeks ago.
12 years ago at 5:51 pmstill would have made obamas voter role
12 years ago at 9:23 pmA Flying Prolapsed Unicorn is by far my favorite. GO UNICORNS!
12 years ago at 10:17 amGO GATORS CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP GATOOOOOOR BAIT
12 years ago at 10:35 amCook’em Corns
12 years ago at 11:16 amThats a clown article, bro
12 years ago at 10:40 amThis is a clown comment, bro
12 years ago at 11:36 am^that’s a clown response, bro
12 years ago at 11:44 am^That’s a clown statement, bro.
12 years ago at 11:51 am^That’s a clown criticism, bro.
12 years ago at 12:13 pm^That’s a clown, bro
12 years ago at 12:23 pm^ That’s a clown name, bro.
12 years ago at 1:01 pmThat’s a clown insult, bro
12 years ago at 1:41 pm^ That’s a bro, clown.
12 years ago at 1:51 pm^ this
12 years ago at 3:18 pmBros, that a clown?
12 years ago at 3:20 pmBro, that is a clown.
12 years ago at 9:12 pmI thought Thats a Clown Question Bro was a rejected horse from the Belmont
12 years ago at 11:14 amNo, it wasn’t. But it sure as hell needs to be.
12 years ago at 11:59 amRomney just parked a 485 footer.
12 years ago at 12:13 pmT1%M
12 years ago at 5:52 pmHome Run Derby drinking game- take a shot every time Chris Berman says “back”
12 years ago at 12:32 pmParkman doing his shimmy!
12 years ago at 1:10 pmMy vote is for Sasha.
12 years ago at 1:15 pm