World’s Biggest Woman Loses Weight from ‘Sexathons’
Alex Potter has been putting in some work. And bless his heart, it’s work that literally no other man on earth would partake in. The work entails sexing up his wife, the heaviest woman on the planet, up to seven times every day in what they’re calling “sexathons.” The couple split up at one point, sending Pauline Potter into a caloric frenzy bringing her to 728 lbs.
The ‘sexathons’ with Alex, who has visited her twice a month for four days at a time, have had a dramatic effect on her size, helping her shed a stone (14 lbs.) each month by sweating off the calories. ‘I can’t move much in bed, but I burn 500 calories a session-it’s great exercise just jiggling around,’ she told Closer Magazine.
Let that mental image sink into your filthy little minds.
Even though one of Pauline’s legs weighs more than Alex does, the couple are able to enjoy sex using different positions. And although Pauline isn’t yet confident enough to buy sexy lingerie, she drapes a nice sheet over her to achieve the same effect in the bedroom.
Going off these photos, I’m going to assume just getting to her business end would be physically exhausting. We’re talking heaps of flesh, mountains of it. Then poor Alex has to maneuver her massive body and manage her rolls in such a way to achieve steady penetration. No wonder he’s in such great shape. Her fupial region looks like Charlie Weis went for a muff dive down there and got stuck.
‘I tell Alex he needs to visit more so he can help me shed the pounds quicker!’
You hear that, Alex? You have some work to do, my friend. You better pack a lunch.
- [via Daily Mail]
Dear God…
13 years ago at 2:01 pm*shudders*
13 years ago at 2:02 pm^My thoughts exactly.
13 years ago at 2:02 pmGreat use of language, Dorn. It really does look like she’s trying to shit Charlie Weis out of her vag. And I would pay to see that.
13 years ago at 3:23 pmI’d pee
13 years ago at 8:14 pmabsolutely shocking, I woulda bet anything the husband would be black
13 years ago at 2:03 pm^ Winner.
13 years ago at 2:13 pmWell said
13 years ago at 3:53 pmI’m 12… what is this?
13 years ago at 2:03 pmWow do they get hot and heavy.
13 years ago at 2:04 pmWell, they definitely get heavy. Thats for sure.
13 years ago at 2:05 pm^ I’m going with a classic here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8X_Ot0k4XJc
13 years ago at 2:12 pm^Turtle gets it
13 years ago at 3:18 pmThat man is a philanthropist if I’ve ever seen one.
13 years ago at 2:04 pm^His philanthropy hours better count for double
13 years ago at 4:30 pmMother of God…..
13 years ago at 2:06 pmI can’t even nice move this because…. This isn’t a nice move…. I would rather scrape my balls off with a cheese grater than even attempt at sticking my soldier into that abysmal wasteland of big macs and mac n cheese she calls the region between her thighs
13 years ago at 2:07 pmI bet it just smells wonderful in there.
13 years ago at 2:12 pm^ mother of God
13 years ago at 2:35 pmThis brings new meaning to the phrase “it’s over once the fat lady sings”
13 years ago at 2:15 pm“I can’t move much in bed, but I burn 500 calories a session-it’s great exercise just jiggling around,’ she told Closer Magazine”
What are the odds she demands queso lube?
13 years ago at 2:16 pmNow that would be a butt to pee in.
13 years ago at 2:18 pm^ TFatDuskyM.
13 years ago at 2:21 pmImagine how big her shits are. She’d probably take the pee for a little bit, then one-up the hell out of you with a shit cannon.
13 years ago at 2:23 pm^God I hate one-uppers
13 years ago at 3:00 pm