PSA: Do Not Get in the Goddamn Water in Myrtle Beach
And here’s reason #58,433 why the ocean is a terrifying place.
I remember watching some Shark Week show about Bull Sharks and their ability to swim upstream into canals, rivers, tributaries, etc. and live for quite a long time. They can even survive in fresh water for weeks on end. They’re also the most aggressive sharks on the planet. That always stuck with me for some reason.
This lady in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina probably didn’t watch that same show, but now she too can appreciate the nature of this magnificent beast, except her story bitches mine in a big way. This video is just terrifying.
Almost as awesome as the bull shark was the dialogue that ensued afterward. I tried to capture the noteworthy parts, and I’m pretty sure it went something like this:
“Oh, shit!”
“Oh shit, it’s a shark!”
“Oh, Jesus Christ!”
“Son of a bitch, it’s a shark!”
“It’s a shark!”
“A shark!”
“It’s a big ass shark!”
“It’s on your pole, baby. Keep reeling. Keep reeling.”
“I got that on camera!!!”
“He got that on camera!!!”
- [via Deadspin]
I went in the ocean in Myrtle and did not get attacked by a shark. Oh and FIRST
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12 years ago at 3:02 pmMurrells Inlet
12 years ago at 2:49 pmPause at :42, she caught the fish and the shark took it from her.
12 years ago at 3:49 pmis that what happened? Wow you’re so smart. You must have like, two eyes and a brain. Astounding.
12 years ago at 4:15 pmActually, having two eyes and a brain is not astounding at all.
12 years ago at 4:17 pmThat is, unless you’re a Miami resident whose neighbor is on bath salts.
Forget I said anything.
12 years ago at 4:18 pmHoly fuck. I was fishing near there a few weeks ago.
12 years ago at 5:32 pmSomeone should have bitch slapped that girl, she was annoying as fuck.
12 years ago at 5:47 pmBut it was a big ass shark.
12 years ago at 6:02 pmI still would fuck’er tho
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