I imagine the CEO looking back and giving you a look that said either “I have too much cocaine and scotch in me to care” or “did that intern just fucking speak to me”…or a combo of both
I would fucking whip my dick out and start pissing on you. Then I would fire you, and make sure that you never ever had a chance at any large company in the area for being such a fucking try hard.
Dad’s the CEO and majority stock holder. TFTC
12 years ago at 2:19 pm^ gay. Giving the boss pointers and buying him lap dances over a tall pitcher of natty light TFM
12 years ago at 5:14 pm^ as an intern…
12 years ago at 5:15 pmMan, you must know SO much about marketing and business.
12 years ago at 2:20 pm^liberal arts major
12 years ago at 9:23 pmThis is fucking gay.
12 years ago at 2:24 pmYou’re a fucking badass
12 years ago at 2:34 pmHe probably told you to shut the fuck up, and go make coffee.
12 years ago at 2:41 pm^ Haha
12 years ago at 3:39 pm^ gets it.
12 years ago at 6:02 pmGo back under the pile of whale shit at the bottom of the ocean where you and just about all interns belong, and keep your fucking mouth shut.
12 years ago at 2:44 pmStocks go up and down as often as cocks do in a fraternity house. Business as usual. TFM
12 years ago at 2:46 pmNice analogy
12 years ago at 3:44 pm^^ Perfect analogy.
12 years ago at 3:45 pmCongrats on your internship bro, it must be sick!!!
12 years ago at 2:55 pmEPIC!
12 years ago at 11:10 amI imagine the CEO looking back and giving you a look that said either “I have too much cocaine and scotch in me to care” or “did that intern just fucking speak to me”…or a combo of both
12 years ago at 3:08 pmI would fucking whip my dick out and start pissing on you. Then I would fire you, and make sure that you never ever had a chance at any large company in the area for being such a fucking try hard.
12 years ago at 3:10 pm^ And that’s why you’re not a CEO.
12 years ago at 3:37 pm^ Feeny, I said a-fuh-fuh-fuh-feenayy
12 years ago at 3:40 pm^^ No shit. I’m in college you dumb fuck
12 years ago at 3:52 pmCalm the fuck down and take a lap you pathetic try hard.
12 years ago at 5:13 pm^^^ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BB-Xk9xYY
12 years ago at 5:18 pm^^ Die in a car fire
12 years ago at 6:28 pm^ Good comeback!
12 years ago at 7:41 am