That’s why, there’s nothing I want more than to bind your ankles in rusted lawn mower chains, drag you through a cactus field in the West Texan desert, strap you to the open end of an abandoned septic tank, and then slaughter a rat and fistfuck its carcass into your eye sockets in order to entice the appetites of the rattlesnakes nesting nearby as I jubilantly stepdance in your poisoned blood like I was a fucking extra in Lord Of The Dance.
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13 years ago at 5:46 pmThey all fit up your asshole?
13 years ago at 5:47 pmTry a little harder next time, champ.
13 years ago at 5:50 pmIt’s okay maybe tomorrow
13 years ago at 5:52 pmYou will get there one day slugger.
13 years ago at 6:03 pmDon’t worry, not everybody is good at this.
13 years ago at 7:00 pmIt’s ok bud, you have middle level management written all over you’re resume
13 years ago at 1:50 pmPlease don’t ever stop running ^
13 years ago at 8:03 amWhat did you do with the other 6?
13 years ago at 6:09 pmasshole
13 years ago at 6:11 pmThey all probably got ruined in his nightly circle-jerk with his brothers.
13 years ago at 6:52 pm^ I chuckled
13 years ago at 2:43 amYou must be reckless
13 years ago at 6:25 pmYou must be real fratty man.
13 years ago at 6:34 pmYeah you sound like a chick
13 years ago at 6:48 pm^ Damn you got him good that time!
13 years ago at 6:57 pmLike yeah chick you sound a
13 years ago at 7:47 pmImNate you have an outstanding name I applaud you sir
13 years ago at 8:38 pmWhich came first? The butt or the pee?
13 years ago at 11:02 pmThought fail friday was yesterday?
13 years ago at 8:50 pmFucking retard
13 years ago at 8:53 pmThis reads like a Fail Friday
13 years ago at 10:09 pmCool story, do you have time to tell it again?
13 years ago at 9:21 amOh shit, not the iPhone 4? The 4S? You must be so goddamn fratty.
13 years ago at 11:07 amYou must be poor.
13 years ago at 11:23 am^You must have hurt some feelings with your incredible insults.
13 years ago at 3:01 pmOnly poo pushers comment on their own post.
That’s why, there’s nothing I want more than to bind your ankles in rusted lawn mower chains, drag you through a cactus field in the West Texan desert, strap you to the open end of an abandoned septic tank, and then slaughter a rat and fistfuck its carcass into your eye sockets in order to entice the appetites of the rattlesnakes nesting nearby as I jubilantly stepdance in your poisoned blood like I was a fucking extra in Lord Of The Dance.
13 years ago at 8:31 pm