Using "I'm going to go ride the tandem bike solo" as a euphemism for masturbating. TFM.

    1. The_ChiIis_Guy

      ^If you’re not currently at a Chili’s restaurant you are not entitled to any queso. Learn the rules.

      13 years ago at 9:02 pm
  1. Chadbrochocinco

    Defeating the one eyed purple headed yogurt slinging dragon. Flogging the dolphin.

    13 years ago at 4:33 pm
  2. The_Frat_Rat

    Wait you masturbate when you cant get any girls right? Yeahh I heard about that

    13 years ago at 7:05 pm
  3. FreetoRAPE_

    Heard that Batman movie was a real scream huh Colorado? I know I’m dying to see it

    13 years ago at 9:12 pm
    1. Fijiwater69

      That guy shot a three year old point blank in the head. Shut the fuck up and show some American respect. You shame us.

      13 years ago at 10:30 pm
    2. Joran van der Frat

      The three-year-old shouldn’t have been in an R-rated movie. James Holmes was merely enforcing MPAA regulations.

      13 years ago at 4:53 pm
    3. better_than_you

      Enforcing MPAA regulations, testing evacuation precedures, and providing real life sound effects for the viewers, RFM.

      13 years ago at 4:59 pm