"I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me." - Winston Churchill. TFM.

    1. The_ChiIis_Guy

      ^I guess it really depends if the emphasis is on Chili’s or Churchill. I’m not as wrong as I thought.

      13 years ago at 11:20 am
  1. thatstruegenttoyou

    “I am drunk, and you are ugly! In the morning I will be sober, and you will still be ugly!” – Winston Churchill

    13 years ago at 6:55 pm
  2. BamaForRomney

    The French don’t do very much right, but I’ll give them credit on one thing they do well; the bidet. It’s a much better way of cleaning the buttocks and genetalia, and I would appreciate seeing the application of the modern bidet in more American restrooms. #TeamHawtpiece

    13 years ago at 7:13 pm
    1. ImNateHlggers

      ^^^ Why is it so hard to understand how to use carats? I don’t fucking get it. Please never comment on this site again and die. Thank you.

      13 years ago at 10:07 pm
    2. ImNateHlggers

      And I just entirely ruined the credibility of my statement by fucking up my own carats. FUCK.

      13 years ago at 10:08 pm
    3. Frat_Fucken_Tastic

      ^After thorough experimentation, I have concluded that something was indeed done here.

      13 years ago at 1:21 pm