Burglary Interrupted by Impromptu Beer Pong Game
Some funny news comes out of northern Virginia today as two perps broke into a home, threw a rager, played a game of beer pong, then stole two cars parked in the driveway. It was a crime of passion. I mean how much of a beer pong fiend do you have to be to risk getting caught amid committing a felony to fit a game in? It’s not like a game of pong can be wrapped up in three minutes, you know.
From the official report:
BURGLARY, 07/22/12, 5500 block of S. 7th Street. On July 22, unknown subject(s) gained entry to a locked residence and played beer pong. The subjects left the residence in disarray, then took the victims two vehicles. There is no suspect(s) description.
These guys were most likely pros, pros with an unrelenting need to drink beer and toss pong balls. My question is this: did these guys break in to steal shit and happened upon an incredible, irresistible beer pong table with beer ready to go, then decided to steal the cars? Or…did they hear about the home’s bad ass beer pong game and broke in specifically to use it, then happened upon some car keys as they were inside, and took the cars as means to escape?
So many questions.
I’d suggest questioning the residents of nearby bottom-tier fraternity houses. It’s like they’re criminals with a desire to rage. And pong. Rumor has it the victims’ surrounding neighbors are switching to flip cup to deter further criminal activity.
- [via Huffington Post]
Whoever’s playing in that picture needs to watch his fucking elbows.
12 years ago at 1:29 pmSo many things are wrong about this picture.
12 years ago at 1:31 pmWhoever’s standing there in that picture needs to watch his fucking chin strap.
12 years ago at 1:38 pmDon’t talk shit about his fresh line up
12 years ago at 1:47 pmI was about to say table should dictacte strategy but table size should be standard. My fraternity plays a fast action versioned which involves a lot of physical activity. Needless to say the handcrafted table has been destroyed too many times in its short years.
12 years ago at 1:56 pmhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PT8ajwxgSGw
12 years ago at 2:04 pmfirst thing I noticed too
12 years ago at 3:57 pmIf you don’t play wrists you’re probably in high school
12 years ago at 5:36 pmthose look like the beer pong championship cups, and there’s a large audience. maybe professional beerpong (ha) allows elbows
12 years ago at 10:43 pmAm I the only one that see cups stacked in the middle?!?
12 years ago at 9:22 amMeh
12 years ago at 1:29 pmTFM
12 years ago at 1:33 pmI’ll allow it.
12 years ago at 1:36 pmDorn come on, at least one “now those are balls.”
12 years ago at 1:59 pmFREE FRATDUSKY
12 years ago at 8:38 pmDat shit muhfukin kray
12 years ago at 9:08 amAll 4 players look like complete tools. And by the looks of it they play like bitches (elbow rule)
12 years ago at 11:49 ami feel like chandelier would be more of a deterrence.
12 years ago at 6:33 pm