I was actually bitten by a rattlesnake yesterday and used my croakies as a tourniquet. TFM.

    1. TakeALap

      If they’re a “poisonous” snake, then doesn’t that mean they contain poison?

      13 years ago at 3:58 pm
    2. Fratterson Davis

      Because they’re actual called venomous snakes, calling them “poisonous snakes” is just a common mistake

      13 years ago at 4:05 pm
    3. Success

      Jesus are you serious? Venom is poisonous to the human system. Either way works. Calm down and have a beer.

      13 years ago at 5:16 pm
    4. TakeALap

      ^ Thank you. Grab me one while you’re at it, and grab some Xanax to calm this ^^ tryhard down

      13 years ago at 9:00 pm
    5. John FRAT Mudd

      Venom is injected, poison is harmful when eaten or touched. Pretty simple to remember, unless of course your retarded.

      13 years ago at 11:05 pm
    6. TakeALap

      ^^^ You should drink bleach and learn some fuckin grammar. It can be either word dumbass

      13 years ago at 3:46 am
    7. BoatshoesAndHoes

      You forgot to put a g at the end of “fuckin” or add an apostrophe and to add a period at the end of your grammar rage.

      13 years ago at 7:32 am
    1. Fijiwater69

      Lol seriously that shit would take out McCoy and I heard he has a pet basilisk

      13 years ago at 7:23 pm
  1. SperryBird

    I hope you killed the snake or at least knew what the fuck it was. Nothing like good ole doc having to guess which anti-venom to use. If only Steve Irwin was alive…….

    13 years ago at 1:51 pm
    1. PledgeInTheCloset

      ^ Where are you from? There are many types of rattlesnake. But seeing its Kentucky it’s either a Timber or Western Pigmy

      13 years ago at 5:21 am
    2. Tits or GTFO

      Doesn’t matter, still similar type of venom. When you go to the hospital they are not going to ask you the specific type of rattlesnake.

      13 years ago at 1:40 am
  2. TEDDY BR00SEVELT

    Why would you use a tourniquet? You could have lost your leg with a rattlesnake bite you idiot.

    13 years ago at 1:53 pm
    1. jack d

      To stop the venom from getting to the rest of his body, dipshit. Studies recently have shown that tourniquets really will save more limbs than would be lost without them. In this case, even if the tourniquet was on too long and did make his leg die and fall off, I’d still rather lose a leg than my life.

      13 years ago at 2:27 pm
    2. Fratalini

      Actually putting a tourniquet on it to block the blood flow is about the dumbest thing you could do, as soon as that tourniquet is release the blood will rush through the rest of the body, carrying the venom with it.

      13 years ago at 3:18 pm
    3. Ramblin man

      With the advances in medicine and medical training it is possible to leave tourniquets on for prolonged periods of time without loss of limb. Also that croakie was barely tied on.

      13 years ago at 10:27 am
  3. I am drot nunk

    Well at least he got his Sperry’s in the picture. My God, if he didn’t, well, I wouldn’t think this was frat at all.

    13 years ago at 2:13 pm
    1. Nicholas Frattington

      ^^ haha that’s exactly what I was thinking. Tightening your croakies around your leg isn’t going to do shit.

      13 years ago at 10:54 pm
    2. The_ChiIis_Guy

      I was reading the comments specifically to say something about this. Pushing your fat in a little doesn’t stop the blood flow. There’s a reason tourniquets are extremely unhealthy except in life-threatening situations, this looks about as tight as skinny jeans.

      13 years ago at 1:04 am