A Cocaine-Snorting Oscar Statuette Randomly Appeared On Hollywood Boulevard This Week
As we movie buffs prepare for the Super Bowl of filmmaking on Sunday night, dozens of southern California drug dealers are scrambling to make sure each Oscars after-party is properly stocked and supplied with the right batch of actor-loving drugs.
It’s no secret that Hollywood loves to party. Even though actors pretend to be perfect for the public relations machine, they have millions of dollars, worldwide fame, and tons of free time. Who could blame them for having crippling addictions?
Street artist “Plastic Jesus” has decided to honor their habitual drug use with a life-sized Academy Award statue sitting on Hollywood Boulevard and La Brea Avenue, right at the edge of the award’s street closure map. This particular Oscar looks similar to the award the best and brightest actors, writers, and directors will be taking home Sunday night, with one slight modification:
Los Angeles award shows in a nutshell. pic.twitter.com/yv4ogJB2VZ
— STEVE HOLT (@SteveHoltGDX) February 20, 2015
That right there, my friends, is a giant Oscar on all fours snorting two lines of coke. How appropriate.
From LAist:
“The piece is intended to draw attention to Hollywood’s hidden problem of drug addiction that effects [sic] hundreds of people in the showbiz industry and is largely ignored until the death of a high profile A list celebrity,” photographer Nick Stern, who works with Plastic Jesus, offered up in a statement on behalf of Plastic Jesus.
Meryl Streep doing keg stands and making out with Helen Mirren as Ben Affleck and Mark Wahlberg high-five. Johnny Depp feeling up a passed out Tim Burton in a smoke-filled room upstairs. The entire “Kung Fu Panda” cast and crew carrying in bags of freebase cocaine. Nobody letting Anne Hathaway past the front door. This is the Oscar after-party I like to imagine.
Showbiz sure does love its drugs..
[via LAist]
Image via YouTube
#ballhelmetstickers2015
10 years ago at 3:07 pmPecs or GTFO!
10 years ago at 3:16 pmYou’re on a roll today. Just make sure my ham and cheese is on one later.
10 years ago at 3:31 pmSorry. I only make sandwiches for Jews, professional comedians, sailors, and Bankers.
10 years ago at 3:35 pmCharlie Sheen is looking at those two lines and thinking “What an amateur.”
10 years ago at 3:39 pmPublicly making fun of a group of people on their home turf and explaining it away as “social commentary.” TFM
10 years ago at 3:58 pmDragon lines. TFM.
10 years ago at 4:24 pmI wasn’t aware that there was already a token swan here….
10 years ago at 8:56 pmThe Oscars #NF
10 years ago at 4:35 pm^I would love to see this comment break the record for laps given.
10 years ago at 4:40 pmI have mixed feelings about Oscars. On one hand the movie with the largest profit is the best movie. On the other it has turned into a liberal nerd fest.
10 years ago at 5:14 pmWOWS, and American Sniper have recived oscar love. The Hurt Locker beat Avatar for Best Picture. I feel the Oscars are pretty even politically.
10 years ago at 5:17 pmI bet I can get more laps than that fuck twat
10 years ago at 6:10 pmJoffrey you are trying too hard.
10 years ago at 10:28 amThe Oscar Leo has been waiting for.
10 years ago at 5:16 pmNot letting Anne Hathaway in? You clearly didn’t see her in her leather body suit playing Cat Woman.
10 years ago at 6:45 pmActors do cocain? That’s shocking commentary.
10 years ago at 8:57 pmThat giant statuette looks like it’s having a pretty good time. Nice try, D.A.R.E.
10 years ago at 1:44 pm